mizzet 

a midget brutally attacked by bullets whose leftover appearence resembles swiss cheese

Whoa check out that mizzet!

mizzet by ImWatchingScarface April 17, 2009

Dom Mazzetti's Energy Shake 

A shake for your muscles.
This shake contains: whey protein, whole milk, a bushel of bananas, baby formula, half a rack of ribs, one rotisserie chicken, one sleeve of Oreo cookies, 12 assorted munchkins, a scope of ice cream, quarter-pint of Franzia, a shot of bourbon, Cadbury egg, glazed honey ham, plate of scrambled eggs, and a hand-full of Cheerios.

Dom Mazzetti's Energy Shake

Interviewer: It all fit in there, huh?

Dom: Uh yes, It's very dense with muscle nutrients.

Dom Mazzetti's Energy Shake by E The Sex Cat May 7, 2011

mizzeri

the ship name for an overly positive asian girl and a crazy and horny mixed boy.

they are known to be secretly dating and they are the token couple at their school.

person 1: have you seen mizzeri?
person 2: yea, they are so cute
person 1: they are so bad at keeping it a secret

mizzeri by gabrie December 7, 2021

Dom Mazzetti

the new and upcoming internet sensation. every week he gives viewers his ideas on life and re-tells his awesome stories. a true hero. ability to write an amazing resume and pick up chicks.

MIKEANDGIAN.com

YOU WANNA DANCE WITH DOM MAZZETTI???

Went to the bronx zoo, murdered a panda; slighty punched it till it died.

D.O.M. - Deadmau5, Ovaltin, Muai Tai

ENERGY BEER!

Dom Mazzetti by Robert J. Lawkins March 29, 2011

Mizzery 

The cool way to spell (Misery)
(Mizzery) is probably the best way to spell it and its OG

1. wretchedness of condition or circumstances.

2. distress or suffering caused by need, privation, or poverty.

3.great mental or emotional distress; extreme unhappiness.

Girl: "WTF!! get out of my shoes"
Boy: "No!"
Girl
M

Girl: "WTF!! get out of my shoes"
Boy: "No!"
Girl: "Give out of it NOW!!"
Boy: "No!!!"
Mom: O please stop you "Mizzery"

Mizzery by JlVEN October 1, 2011

mizzenmast

A naval term for your dick.

I gave her the mizzenmast to the port hole.

I gave her the mizzenmast to the poop deck.

mizzenmast by -hef- September 16, 2009

Mizzel 

Any sort of pariah.
A mizzel is a person that when direct contact is made with him/her he/she will become fidgety and twitch about.
It is not uncommon for a mizzel to smell, hoard things, have old clothes and express casual lateness.
A misunderstood character at best.
Often the first person to be blamed when domestic discrepencies arise.

"Oh my God! Rose! Look at that mizzel! Why is he sweating so much?"

"My phone went missing, which one of you mizzels took it!?"

Mizzel by Rosalyn Carter March 22, 2008