mizzed 

Missed opporunity due to a number of reasons, such as, She wasn't interested and wasn't about to make it happen, Your planning included being overall negligent, and not on top of your game, or simply you were being lazy and did not show up on time. Usually indicates that the 'missed opportunity' slid into the past and does not warrant looking back.

Ned we totally mizzed the dog show, how about we go to dinner early?

Melanie you mizzed your chance, that is why i bought you these plane tickets to fly out of the country.

mizzed by David Lynch February 12, 2005

Mized

The act of being ignored, or having been ignored.

Mized Clothing... The Ignored clothing company. MizedClothing.limitedrun.com

Mized by Lil footlong September 15, 2018

mizzeri

the ship name for an overly positive asian girl and a crazy and horny mixed boy.

they are known to be secretly dating and they are the token couple at their school.

person 1: have you seen mizzeri?
person 2: yea, they are so cute
person 1: they are so bad at keeping it a secret

mizzeri by gabrie December 7, 2021

mozzed 

A jinx or curse, not usually causing serious malady but bringing persistent bad luck.

An Australian colloquialism, possibly from Melbourne.

1. looks like I've been mozzed
2. they put the mozz on him just as he was about to win the the tournament.

mozzed by StephenZ April 22, 2004

Mizzery 

The cool way to spell (Misery)
(Mizzery) is probably the best way to spell it and its OG

1. wretchedness of condition or circumstances.

2. distress or suffering caused by need, privation, or poverty.

3.great mental or emotional distress; extreme unhappiness.

Girl: "WTF!! get out of my shoes"
Boy: "No!"
Girl
M

Girl: "WTF!! get out of my shoes"
Boy: "No!"
Girl: "Give out of it NOW!!"
Boy: "No!!!"
Mom: O please stop you "Mizzery"

Mizzery by JlVEN October 1, 2011

mizzenmast

A naval term for your dick.

I gave her the mizzenmast to the port hole.

I gave her the mizzenmast to the poop deck.

mizzenmast by -hef- September 16, 2009

Mizzel 

Any sort of pariah.
A mizzel is a person that when direct contact is made with him/her he/she will become fidgety and twitch about.
It is not uncommon for a mizzel to smell, hoard things, have old clothes and express casual lateness.
A misunderstood character at best.
Often the first person to be blamed when domestic discrepencies arise.

"Oh my God! Rose! Look at that mizzel! Why is he sweating so much?"

"My phone went missing, which one of you mizzels took it!?"

Mizzel by Rosalyn Carter March 22, 2008