mitchener

A person that plays in their own shit. They like to sit on windshields and smear their shit all over them and then slide down them face first while yelling "bonsai".

This guy is so sick, he's a Mitchener!

by C00L GY August 16, 2017

Mitchen

To thrust your penis into a girls mouth

Kathy: "John gave me a Mitchen last night"
Sue: "Was he good at Mitchen-ing?"

by scottmtb May 16, 2009