Mister Mister
Mister Mister by Ruby Wildflower March 22, 2011
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Mister Mister
The Drizzle's arch nemesis, whose alter ego is meatwad himself. Made popular by the adult swim show "aqua teen hunger force."
catch phrase: "When i get pissed, you get mist"
catch phrase: "When i get pissed, you get mist"
Mister Mister by Rich105 October 10, 2005
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Mister Mister
1. The immediate loss of male sexual capability resulting from unintentional eye contact between two males during a three-way sexual encounter with a female. Erectile dysfunction and intense feelings of self doubt often compromise the affair, and an unrelenting awkwardness prevails in most occurances.
2. Also produced by any contact of one male penis with another.
2. Also produced by any contact of one male penis with another.
Jimmy and I were tag-teaming the dogshit out of this little piece of trash. As one point, our dongs rubbed together causing us to look up. Unfortunately our eyes met, and a very intense case of Mister Mister set in. Neither one of us finished, and we kicked her ass out. I have not spoken with Jimmy in over 5 weeks, and I am not sure that I ever will again.
Mister Mister by eggdeath September 20, 2011
Mister P
Mr. Penis, One-Eyed Trouser Snake, Anaconda, Truncheon, Leroy, Donkey Kong, Meat Puppet, Custard Launcher, Moby Dick
mister finger
When you are talking to someone and in mid sentence the other person interrupts you and starts talking about something completely different.
I was talking to my brother about my bad day at work and he mister fingered me and started talking about his new car.
mister finger by jb72 May 30, 2013
Mister Oklahoma
Euphemism for a female masturbating.
It is derived from the shape of the American state of Oklahoma and its resemblance to a hand with a protruding finger that can be used to stimulate the vaginal cavity.
It is derived from the shape of the American state of Oklahoma and its resemblance to a hand with a protruding finger that can be used to stimulate the vaginal cavity.
"Well, Johnny canceled our date to go take care of his sick mom," Elizabeth complained.
"That asshole!" her friend Jayden exclaimed.
"I was fucking horny too," Elizabeth replied.
"You can always take Mister Oklahoma out tonight."
"That asshole!" her friend Jayden exclaimed.
"I was fucking horny too," Elizabeth replied.
"You can always take Mister Oklahoma out tonight."
Mister Oklahoma by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018
ur sister a mister
The ultimate form of the worst words to be used, even greater than "ur mom gay";"ur dad lesbian";"ur granny tranny" and "ur grandpap a trap". Those words can hurt a person emotionally,physically and psychologically.
David: ur mom gay lol
Frank: no u
David: ur dad lesbian
Frank: ur granny tranny
David: ur grandpap a trap
Frank: ur sister a mister
David: *explodes into oblivion and his soul is being eaten by minecraft youtubers*
Frank: no u
David: ur dad lesbian
Frank: ur granny tranny
David: ur grandpap a trap
Frank: ur sister a mister
David: *explodes into oblivion and his soul is being eaten by minecraft youtubers*
ur sister a mister by urmom_gay_slayer_no_u_xddd March 15, 2018
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