Mistaken Highdentity 

when someone is assumed to be high because of their ridiculous antics or blood shot eyes.

"i thought my roommate was smacked yesterday when he ate a dozen donuts but it was just a case of mistaken highdentity"

Mistaken Highdentity by twigley x baby June 16, 2009

Mistaken Bar 

Similar to a Stakin' Bar but instead on looking back and or regretting terrible decisions they are looked at as a high once had. One who makes poor choices and gains pleasure for others inconvenience or suffering . Someone who is a low-life.

I'm mistaken bar sweetheart, so telling everyone your slutty secret to spite you was mere enjoyment .

Mistaken Bar by Pesudonym1234 March 2, 2018

Mistaken IMendity 

To think you've sent an IM to a friend complaining about someone when actually you sent it to the person you were complaining about.

Jane had a bad case of Mistaken IMendity yesterday - to her horror she accidentally sent an IM to her boss complaining about what a crazy freak he was, instead of sending it to her friend Matt. Total career limiting move!

Mistaken IMendity by maybay August 3, 2007

mistaken alabamian 

when a person lives in alabama and they get a girlfriend, but their girlfriend looks like their sister. so you they fuck their dog on accident

dude im such a mistaken alabamian

mistaken alabamian by chaseisab*tch February 19, 2021

Mistaken Identity 

Every time he goes out people approach him on the street and tell them how much he helped them.... And he's like "What, wait... I never said that." And then he realizes that IT WASN'T HIM! IT WAS HYM! ME HYM! And then he cries like a bitch about it because he wants the 80,000 a month he gets on patreon but he KNOWS that he's defrauding them! He can't tell the truth because he'll lose everything! And NOW, he's trying to rally politicians behind him like Tulsi Gabbard and Dan Crenshaw, collude with the media, BEGGING them to protect him so he can pretend to be a religious thought leader! Even though HIS THOUGHTS aren't what made those people throw their money at him! Lookathimlookathimlookathim! He's "Duplicitous" now! Ahahahahahaha! Look. He's going to try to beat me to the punch and kill the creature before me. Jordan... If a casual gaze from me was enough to SHEAR YOU TO YOUR CORE... What are YOU going to do the the creature!? If The Humbling River that is my soul washing over you was enough to rend the spirit from your meat Gundam... What hope do you possibly have against the creature? What are you going to do when I get there!? Silence me!? Super-bosses are immune to status effects you idiot! What accessory do you think I have equipped!? AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AAAAAAAHAHAAAAA! Take a guess! AND I'M SUPPOSED TO HUMBLE MYSELF BEFORE HIM!? And not ME Hym but HIM HIM!? BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What happens when you kill it, Jordan?

What are YOU going to do when the creature RESURRECTS ITSELF FROM THE DEAD!? BET YOU DIDN'T THINK OF THAT! Did you!? All of the religious people that watch and I bet NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOU THOUGHT OF THAT! Ye of little faith! I bet you all thought "You can't kill God" or "God isn't real". And THAT is exactly how I know that you can't do it! It's too late. You didn't think of it fast enough. 0 out of 9 billion. You know what? If you thought of it, good for you, you clearly get it. So, what I'm going to do is take challengers inbetween rounds and whoever thought of it gets first dibs.

Hym "Wow guys! One case of mistaken identity and you let a LITERAL NIETZSCHIAN MEGALOMANIAC CHARLATAN make a FRANTIC POWER GRAB while taking money under false pretenses. Grabbing up the half the media, a few fringe politicians, SEVERAL religious communities. Jesus christ! Do you SEE how you keep getting the Hitlers!? He isn't CLIMBING some hierarchy... YOU'RE SHOVING HIM TO THE TOP! OH PLEASE DADDY CRUSH US UNDER YOUR IRON FIST! FASTER DADDY! I'm not saying he's Hitler but HOLY SHIT."

Dr. JeepJorp "YoU sHoUlD bE pRaIsInG mE fOr My LaUdAbLe AmBiTiOn! Or imitating/worshipping me (Because those two words mean the same thing to me). What do you mean 'I'm talking to disaffected young men'? I wasn't talking to those useless weasels! I've solved the riddle of the human mind! I, the golden prophet! It's right here in this Bible!"

Mistaken Identity by Hym Iam March 27, 2023

Mistaken Identity 

When the wrong person is caught for another person.

We shot Mikey instead of that one guy from ***, it was a mistaken identity.

Mistaken Identity by cowboys1haro December 7, 2023

Mistaken Identity

Stop trying to reframe what this is.

Hym "It's mistaken identity leading to unearned success and the cover up of a phenomenon that you were completely ignorant about resulting in at least 2 school shooting and what happened was exactly what I said would happen. You want me being right to NOT CONSTITUTE A WIN and now you are making up a second game that I will not play and the asserting that I'm losing because actually even though I'm right I'm wrong and you SHOULD get to have and keep shit that should be going to me. In addition to intellectual property theft relating to the first working model of AI. You LOST when the kids kids and there is no second game. You lost forever. If you wouldn't have gotten in the fucking way none of this would be happening and there's of you idiots would have played ball rather than caring about my self-purported beliefs or my every vague musing none of that would have happened."

A retard "But the thing you said! But YOU said."

Mistaken Identity by Hym Iam December 9, 2025