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missex

To refer to someone using a word, especially a pronoun or form of address, that does not correctly reflect the biological sex with which they were born. Also written as "mis-sex".
Various media outlets have continued to missex him.
by jouissancepastance March 30, 2019
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Doh I missed

Exclamation of missing or great failure. Said by Wario in Mario party one.
When Wario lands on he bowser space he says Doh I missed

An F in math ?! DOH I MISSED!!!

Just at the bottom of the net doh I missed
by Doh I missed June 29, 2011
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I missed the part where that's my problem

Something you say to someone when they have mentioned something you don't give a fuck about or isn't relevant.
Person1: Hey man, I was sick yesterday.
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.

Student: I was late because I missed the bus..
Teacher: I missed the part where that's my problem.
by 17 inch dildo March 15, 2015
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Micsex

A sexual act, which in managed via a microphone.
the participants talk dirty\in a suggestive language to each-other in order to arouse and excite their partner.

Any microphone can be used, usually plugged into a PC or a phone.
Or: well, I feel pretty horny and since we are on skype, and talkin, feel like having a bit of hot Micsex?

Tilly: Hell yea, get ready, here I come!
by jeak\tilly March 28, 2010
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mistext

A text message containing information (usually unflattering or damaging) about a third party which is sent to the individual it concerns rather than the person for whom the communication is intended.
Text written for secret lover is inadvertently sent to partner, making it a mistext:

"On my way home, partner name suspicious, don't call."
by Dr E Short July 3, 2008
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I missed the part where that's my problem

A comeback when a friend/family member says something that you just honestly don't give a fuck about. It's also not your damn problem
Person: What the hell am I gonna do? My girlfriend left me...mydog ran away...I got fired...
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.
by OMG LOLZ!!!!1111+shift!!!! March 20, 2005
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mistextication

1. When a text message is taken out of context due to lack of tone in dialog.

2. When you send a text message to the wrong contact.
Due to a mistextication, my girlfriend Sarah found out about my plans with her friend Shawna.
by Steve Isidor August 17, 2008
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