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A text message containing information (usually unflattering or damaging) about a third party which is sent to the individual it concerns rather than the person for whom the communication is intended.
Text written for secret lover is inadvertently sent to partner, making it a mistext:

"On my way home, partner name suspicious, don't call."

mistext by Dr E Short July 3, 2008
Word of the Day on September 10, 2016
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mistextication

1. When a text message is taken out of context due to lack of tone in dialog.

2. When you send a text message to the wrong contact.
Due to a mistextication, my girlfriend Sarah found out about my plans with her friend Shawna.
mistextication by Steve Isidor August 17, 2008

mistexterstanding 

lose of meaning or inflection in a text message
thats not what i meant, it was just a mistexterstanding.

misteltoe pants 

Mistletoe Pants are The easiest way to get lucky on Christmas
Jimmy donned his misteltoe pants in hopes of getting some roasted chestnuts at the annual holiday party.
misteltoe pants by Maria more December 24, 2022

mistextulation 

A misunderstood text due to many factors but mainly due to the fact that you don't know the other person well. Most notably when you start dating and should be talking and not texting!
I was texting my new girlfriend and we got in a stupid fight due to mistextulation. That shit is so annoying and so easily avoidable.
mistextulation by Robbiezizzles September 13, 2015

MisterTeed 

When one person uses something and renders that "something" virtually unusable for the next person.
Whoah! Don't use that bathroom; somebody MisterTeed it. In other words; "I pity the fool" who has to use it now.

MisterTeed by hood4u January 2, 2009

mistertazuna 

A very sexy guy on tik tok who loves all their friends and mutuals dearly, or at least I think so. He is obsessed with Joe from yttd and is a very sweetly rude person.
"Hey, do you follow mistertazuna on tik tok?"
"Yeah, they're very hot and amazing"
"I agree, let's make out"
mistertazuna by eijirousluvr April 6, 2021
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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