Bowser: Bah! i hate those pesky plumbers!, they always ruin my plans! why cant i have peach just once?
by a person that hates mario alot April 13, 2010
by cheesy girl March 13, 2022
its a charactr in mario and its the name of this librarian who got pissed at me cuz i snuck porn onto one of the shelves in the kid's section
who the fuck names their kid bowser?
who the fuck names their kid bowser?
by Bros Call Me DP September 12, 2006
Similar in fashion to the "minger," a bowser describes a woman who is quite unattractive to the eyes and causes pain upon viewing.
by Assbag McJizzle May 11, 2005
When one man comes behind another placing a hand in front(but not on) his balls, using the other hand to grab his ass causing him to hump forward. If this works the guy will scoot right into a nutgrab.
by Jon Lorden January 26, 2008
A beast known as Super Mario's TRUE nemesis. This turtle-like creature first appeared on the very first Super Mario game for the old-school Nintendo and was first known as the demon king turtle but later was changed to king Bowser. in Japan and to some ignorant folks in the USA call him Koopa.
He is often overlooked of his powers since his diabolical appearence sporting long spikes from his shell, horns on his head, and razor sharp teeth on a body known to be only muscle.
He is such a powerful creature that it does not fit my mind how can Mario woop his @$$!?
Throughout the many games he has been in, he has been known to breath fire in many fashions, levitiate from the ground, become invisible for short periods of time, run extremely fast, and has brute strength to back him up. He has been known to be a wizard for all these things since he is an expert at wand handling and the ablity to control a large mass of individuals to oversee his kingdom. His technical skills are superb since he has created many machines throughout his life trying to kick Mario's sorry @$$. He has survived many of the things Mario has done to him including surviving many pitfalls, lava pools, and explosions while using his machines. He is a master theif and is capable of entering worlds through holograpghic paintings to steel golden stars.
Bowser will never die and the day he dies is the day Mario dies too.
He is often overlooked of his powers since his diabolical appearence sporting long spikes from his shell, horns on his head, and razor sharp teeth on a body known to be only muscle.
He is such a powerful creature that it does not fit my mind how can Mario woop his @$$!?
Throughout the many games he has been in, he has been known to breath fire in many fashions, levitiate from the ground, become invisible for short periods of time, run extremely fast, and has brute strength to back him up. He has been known to be a wizard for all these things since he is an expert at wand handling and the ablity to control a large mass of individuals to oversee his kingdom. His technical skills are superb since he has created many machines throughout his life trying to kick Mario's sorry @$$. He has survived many of the things Mario has done to him including surviving many pitfalls, lava pools, and explosions while using his machines. He is a master theif and is capable of entering worlds through holograpghic paintings to steel golden stars.
Bowser will never die and the day he dies is the day Mario dies too.
Bowser: I shall tear off your flesh in tiny strips and take out your heart while you are still watching and I shall wear it as a necklace! BWA HA HA HA!
Mario: (Bounces on Bowser's head and pulls switch to drop Bowser on some hot lava)
Bowser: OWWW! AWWW!!! We shall meet again!!
Mario: (Recieves a golden star) YAY!
Mario: (Bounces on Bowser's head and pulls switch to drop Bowser on some hot lava)
Bowser: OWWW! AWWW!!! We shall meet again!!
Mario: (Recieves a golden star) YAY!
by leebal May 10, 2006
by iloveyouman123 April 19, 2009