missalette 

A "small missal," with prayers, readings, etc. for the Catholic Mass, usually published for use of a gathered congregation, at worship.

You can find the readings for each Sunday in the missalette, available in the pews.

missalette by Michael Condon June 6, 2018

Missletoe 

The man version of a “camel toe.” Definitely not what you’d be wanting to kiss under.

Wow dude, did you see Frank showing up in those spandex? He had a nasty missletoe.

Missletoe by Cringlesz November 28, 2019

missiletoe 

(v.) When a person uses their hallux (big toe) to stimulate their partner sexually. The act is most commonly performed on a female and upon the vagina. Variations exist using the other toes and/or other orifices. c.p. fingering.

"Yo man what's with the limp?"

"Bro I got really bad foot cramps, I missiletoed Sarah last night and fucked up my foot."

"The fuck?"

missiletoe by crankfoot December 26, 2013

missallette 

The most beautiful woman in the whole wide world.

Missallette one of the queens.

missallette by silar November 25, 2021

missiletoe 

Refers to either of two incendiary-rocket-related definitions:

(1) The characteristic bruising/blistering suffered by careless/clumsy armory-workers who repeatedly drop said ordnance while wearing inadequate shoe-protection.
(2) A spherical-shaped cluster of explosives which is hung from the ceiling at a terrorists' end-of-year party; it's the only way to get these hatred-steeped warmongers to display any degree of affection.

Contrary to what he told Jeff Dunham, Achmed came to look as he is today by trying to kiss one of his 46 wives underneath the missiletoe --- he'd unknowingly set the timer wrong on one of them, and the whole 0%!$@# cluster went up due to "premature detonation".

missiletoe by QuacksO August 4, 2018