missiletoe 

(v.) When a person uses their hallux (big toe) to stimulate their partner sexually. The act is most commonly performed on a female and upon the vagina. Variations exist using the other toes and/or other orifices. c.p. fingering.

"Yo man what's with the limp?"

"Bro I got really bad foot cramps, I missiletoed Sarah last night and fucked up my foot."

"The fuck?"

missiletoe by crankfoot December 26, 2013

missiletoe 

Refers to either of two incendiary-rocket-related definitions:

(1) The characteristic bruising/blistering suffered by careless/clumsy armory-workers who repeatedly drop said ordnance while wearing inadequate shoe-protection.
(2) A spherical-shaped cluster of explosives which is hung from the ceiling at a terrorists' end-of-year party; it's the only way to get these hatred-steeped warmongers to display any degree of affection.

Contrary to what he told Jeff Dunham, Achmed came to look as he is today by trying to kiss one of his 46 wives underneath the missiletoe --- he'd unknowingly set the timer wrong on one of them, and the whole 0%!$@# cluster went up due to "premature detonation".

missiletoe by QuacksO August 4, 2018

Mistletoe

Most people think of mistletoe as being romantic, but it isn’t, not really. The name derives from mistletan, which means a twig of mistle; the seeds of the plant are propagated through the excrement of birds, notably the mistle thrush. If you now take account that the old Germanic word ‘mist’ means shit or dung, mistletoe’s name translates as ‘shit plant’.

I’ll never see mistletoe in quite the same way ever again.

Mistletoe by AKACroatalin January 8, 2017

baltimore mistletoe 

When one pulls out a weapon to get another person to do something sexually with them.

"I kept sayin no and pushin him away and then that nigga pulled out the baltimore mistletoe and I had to fuck him."

baltimore mistletoe by Dr. Todd Reezee March 6, 2009

mistletoehoe 

someone actively soliciting/trolling for kisses under the mistletoe

"That Stacy is such a mistletoehoe"

mistletoehoe by Jason O. January 7, 2008

Mistletoe

a parasitic plant with white berries, traditionally used as a Christmas decoration

Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe

Mistletoe by sitri December 29, 2006

mistletoe and wine 

The Christmas equivalent of bumping and grinding.

Ben: Did you see Tom on Saturday?

Tracy: Yeah, he kept running off to find guys to mistletoe and wine!

Ben: Dirtbag.

mistletoe and wine by benjyh December 14, 2010