misking 

1. Intentionally intoxicating oneself
2. Becoming drunk deliberately until one reaches a point where they either:
- hit their head on a toilet paper dispenser
- fall over in a toilet
- fall asleep on the shoulder of a random guy

We gotta stop Kylie from misking or else shes gonna wake up with lots of random drunken bruises and photos of her all over the web.

misking by KJ87 August 22, 2005

Conscientious Masking 

To wear masks around people you don’t want to talk to in absence of a pandemic

simran: I notice pinku wears a mask on & off at work
jasmine: yea, she came up with “conscientious masking” so people she despises will stop talking to her eventually

Conscientious Masking by rtalati February 17, 2021

fatherus missingus 

defined as a stan of meowbahh, red velvety, dream, jellybean or any other stans of cringe creators

cringe stan: it nOT a MIStaKe, It ✨MAsrPICe✨
Nat geo camera man:'here we see a wild fatherus missingus staning jellybean and threatening all other fathers in its radius

fatherus missingus by anti cringe club March 29, 2022

MsKingbean89 

This person the author of atyd (all the young dudes) creator of our bible secretly Claire/TaylorSwift. Broke me tbh but they are god.

Hey have you read all the young dudes by MsKingbean89 commonly known as Claire/Taylor Swift

MsKingbean89 by mskingbean89staniloveyou February 26, 2021

ball milking 

Stroking of the penis for the purpose of getting semen out.

Jane loved the taste of semen. So when Roland came over later that night, she placed the tip of his big black cock on her lips and began ball milking him. Nothing like drinking straight from the udder.

ball milking by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

genital milking 

The process in which an intimate partner sensually caress, massage, and fondle the sexual organs of the other partner.

susan milked Tommy's cock for a massive ejaculation.

tommy made Susan squirt by milking her clit.

genital milking is the best orgasm

genital milking by WONDERBREAD January 13, 2015

Missing someone 

Missing someone or something in your life is like when you think you’re going to go home and see them there and they’re not. It literally feels like there is a part of your heart missing and it hurts. Even when you forget about the pain momentarily it’s always there in the back of your mind. It’s when you’re alone when it hurts the most and all you can do is think about them and everything else in life seems pointless without them.

someone: How’s it going since he passed away?
me: It feels like I’m missing someone from my life.

Missing someone by missing my pup November 12, 2018