mirajuana

the coolest plant you will ever see. beautiful and eye opening. it expands your brain to measures of lovelyness! go find some and enjoy

mirajuana is as yummy as grapes

mirajuana by banana peal December 16, 2010

marajuanic

A marajuanic is someone who is addicting to smoking weed. They can't refrain themselves from the sweet sensation of being high

"Dude you're such a marajuanic" "Fuck you know I'm not" *punches mirror*

marajuanic by Kurt KoBangme March 27, 2015

marijuana peanut butter cup 

A marijuana peanut butter cup consists of peanut butter, chocolate, and marijuana. What better way to sell candy than adding illegal drugs to the mix. Truly, a fantastic way to put a smile on any policeman's face when arresting a suspect.

Jordan Schafer was arrested on charges of felony possession of marijuana and three marijuana peanut butter cups in Florida. He was with the Houston Astros at the time and served a suspension stemming from the arrest.

marijuana peanut butter cup by PWS27 July 11, 2017

marijuana 

God's gift to mankind

And God saith "Let there be happiness", and there was marijuana

marijuana by what do you care June 16, 2003

Mirjana 

The classic beauty of Mirjanas cannot be denied. When everyone around her is panicing and nervous... Mirjana is a calm leader. Standing near a Mirjana will transfer her majestic power momentarily to you... this is why so many people long to get close to her.

Guy #1: Did you feel that intoxicating breeze?
Guy #2: Ya, that was sooo Mirjana!

Mirjana by D Craig February 28, 2011

Marijuana Philosopher 

A person whom often high, disregards the teachings of the world, and philosophizes his own theories about creation, the universe, and other forms of science.

"Dude, this just came to me."

"Whaaat duude?"

"dude. What if the world, was like, an ipod library, and god was just shuffling the galaxies, and like earth was just the in song in the cosmos, and was the top listened to planet on the play list of the universe?"

"woh dude, woh, you Marijuana Philosopher you.

Marijuana Philosopher by Mtaylor1057 February 10, 2009

mirijuanacle 

A miracle like situation causes by the effects of smoking marijuana.

Guy 1: how did you get over your phobia of spiders?

Guy 2: I got high and realized that spiders are not that scary.

Guy 1: it's a mirijuanacle!!

mirijuanacle by SamiMoein November 26, 2013