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Minister of Sneers 

Someone who is so sarcastic they forget the original point they were trying to make. A Minister of Sneers will spout such acidic verbiage that they often burn themselves in the process. A person who holds this position enjoys the process of cutting people (or things) down to a level above normal sarcasm. Often confused with an Office Monkey.
Our cubicle Minister of Sneers made so much fun of my new car I was embarrassed and returned it to the dealership.

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The Minister of Sneers made fun of the Republican candidate, but then fell silent when the Democratic nominee took the same position.

sinister minister 

yo dude i brought a baggy of sinister minister

yeah cheers
sinister minister by Superhanzz January 2, 2011

Minister of Defense 

A nickname for the famous Defensive End Reggie White, who played for the Green Bay Packers, and is the most recent Packers player to be inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame.
Guy watching superbowl XXXI #1:
"DAMN Reggie White got another sack! That's 3 tonight!"

Guy watching superbowl XXXI #2:
"Ya man, hes the Minister of Defense!"
Minister of Defense by Packers Fan#1 February 18, 2009
a protestant clergyman
A minister, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar...What is this, some kind of joke?
minister by ScottX September 11, 2006

minister blair 

The act of a man speaking with a British accent while he performs anal sex on a woman.
Dave: Did you bone that chick Kristen last night?
Justin: Yea, she took it right in the butt.
Dave: How did you get her to do that??
Justin: She's a sucker for English dudes, so I just got her drunk and gave her the ol' minister blair.
minister blair by roofman August 11, 2009