minimeter 

0.1 nanometer

ti*mini=nano, ti*minimeter=nanometer

minimeter by truelevel September 22, 2017

9 millimeter solution 

The use of a firearm, such as a 9mm pistol, to solve major people problems via homicide or suicide.

The retired cop choose the 9 millimeter solution, when his doctors told him he had incurable, painful cancer.

9 millimeter solution by I, Wreckerrr July 23, 2019

Miniminter 

KSI's secret girlfriend but pretends they are nothing but friends
#KSIMON

Is Miniminter KSI's girlfriend?
-Ye

Miniminter by hrist0ww October 3, 2020

miniminer 

very bad at fortnite

cloakedFN: oh have you heared of that miniminer guy
guy: yeah hes a bot at fortnite

miniminer by cloakedFN March 31, 2020

Punch the Prime Minister

Australian slang for to go to the bathroom.

"I'm going to punch the prime minister!"
"I'm not done punching the prime minister!"

Punch the Prime Minister by Ello Gov'ner February 6, 2015

millimeter peter

An incredibly small cock.

Jane took one look at Jack's millimeter peter, and ran like hell.

millimeter peter by Tails September 16, 2003

Minister of Sneers 

Someone who is so sarcastic they forget the original point they were trying to make. A Minister of Sneers will spout such acidic verbiage that they often burn themselves in the process. A person who holds this position enjoys the process of cutting people (or things) down to a level above normal sarcasm. Often confused with an Office Monkey.

Our cubicle Minister of Sneers made so much fun of my new car I was embarrassed and returned it to the dealership.

-or-
The Minister of Sneers made fun of the Republican candidate, but then fell silent when the Democratic nominee took the same position.

Minister of Sneers by Lawrence Triptathane January 31, 2008