Mingled

The condition of being single but in a committed relationship with YOURSELF. Not single, not married but "MINGLED".

Are you single or married? I'm not either - I'm mingled!

by nurseMARK March 30, 2022

Mingle Tingle

That tinglely feeling you get in your private area when you get too excited over something that you feel like you might cum in your pants, the pre- orgasm

Oh my god, that just made my Mingle Tingle

by ralphmouth July 4, 2009

ass-mangled

1. (verb) to be shown up in a event you thought you were good at so bad it were as if your ass had been mangled
2. (adj.) to have the apperance of being ass-mangled

"Dude thats the seventh time you lost. I thought you said you were good at Madden."
"I am."
"Apparently not because your getting ass-mangled."

by Ryan Pound February 20, 2009

Member Mingle

When your girl continues to fondle your cock and balls with loving care and affection post coitus.

I nutted up Charleen real good last night after which he gave me a nice member mingle for about 20 minutes till I passed out.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

single and ready to mingle

1. you are single and ready to hookup with someone
2. you are single and ready to get to know people

i am single and ready to mingle

by anon11109876543210 September 16, 2014

Mingle Mamma

A hot girl brought to government functions and by political types whose purpose is to look hot in front of all the guests

Governor Cuomo brings mingle mammas to his press conferences to display his machismo.

by John Dough NY March 19, 2021

Muffin Mingle

girl version of a sausage fest

that party was a total muffin mingle last night, where were the guys at?!

by Jputh November 29, 2009