Mingledorff'd - To be railroaded, dismissed, or steamrolled by a judge or court authority who appears confident but ignores evidence, common sense, or expert opinion, often siding with the better-connected attorney rather than the truth. The result is a decision that leaves a person feeling blindsided by a system that was supposed to deliver justice.
I brought witnesses, documents, and even a psychologist’s recommendation, but the judge ruled in ten minutes. I didn’t lose the case… I got Mingledorff'd
Mother: "HOLY SHIT NUGGETS! Little Timmy's face is gone!
Father: "Oh don't worry about that. His face just got eaten by a pack of wild Ingledorffs."
Mother: "Thank God, that could have been much worse."
Smallspider-monkey creatures that much on the faces of children while they sleep.
Mother: " OMG! Little Timmy's face is gone!"
Father: " Oh dont worry his face just got eaten by a pack of wild Ingledorffs."
Mother: " Thank God, that could have been much worse."
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.