mindcocked 

When a girl figuratively and mentally grabs a man by his cock- forcing him to drop everything in order to pursue her. The male makes decisions with his penis. In the workplace, this results in the male fantasizing over a female coworker who has mindcocked (sexually manipulated) him.

Dude, she totally mindcocked him, he basically wipes her ass after she takes a shit.

mindcocked by chowchow696969 November 8, 2017

Mindfucked 

The state of being unable to comprehend a unnatural phenomena

whoa dude, you got me totally mindfucked.
that can't be possible. total mindfuck man!

Mindfucked by Tord-ivar jr December 9, 2008

Mindfucked 

To have your mind totally fucked by a woman to the point of mental suicide.

Whoa dude, Savannah just totally mindfucked me last night. I'm going to go blow my brains on the wall. ttyl man.

Hey man, guess what happened last night? I got totally mindfucked by Savannah. She is such a total mindfuck.

Mindfucked by Selby7390 January 14, 2009

MindFucked 

A term that rose to popularity after PDiddy said in the spring 2010 movie "Get him to the greek". Herds of sheep then began to say it to describe the summer 2010 movie "Inception".

PDiddy: "I'm mindfucking you right now"
Jonah Hill: "I hope you're wearing a condom because I have a dirty mind"

Random Guy/Sheep: "Dude, Inception was such a mindfuck!"
YOU: " I KNOW IVE READ 30 FACEBOOK STATUS'S SAYING I GOT MINDFUCKED"

MindFucked by realdanger July 23, 2010

Mindcock 

A mindcock is a subtype of semi-virtual genitalia, which penetrates
your brain, usually unexpectedly. It may originate from your boss, your
coworker, and is notoriously hard to remove.

Dude: #1 "Dude, what a mindcock."
Dude: #2 "I know, right?"

Mindcock by mindcoxter November 16, 2018

mindfucked 

The feeling you get after you finished watching Breaking Dawn Part 2

Buboy: "Holy shit, did you watch Breaking Dawn yet?"

Krosna: "Yeah bro, I was totally mindfucked

mindfucked by #krosna November 25, 2012

minicockery

an extremely absurd situation. similar to the feeling one gets when he either has a small penis or is near another dude with a small penis.

Your girlfriend came over and was speaking of your minicockery.

minicockery by Dr. Turk April 6, 2010