A mindcock is a subtype of semi-virtual genitalia, which penetrates
your brain, usually unexpectedly. It may originate from your boss, your
coworker, and is notoriously hard to remove.
your brain, usually unexpectedly. It may originate from your boss, your
coworker, and is notoriously hard to remove.
by mindcoxter November 16, 2018
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Having a large mind cock is similar to having a superiority complex
Having a large mind cock is similar to having a superiority complex
My friends mind cock is so big that they can’t even risk the rejection of someone who they know likes them
by Massivemindcock69 May 24, 2021
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When a girl figuratively and mentally grabs a man by his cock- forcing him to drop everything in order to pursue her. The male makes decisions with his penis. In the workplace, this results in the male fantasizing over a female coworker who has mindcocked (sexually manipulated) him.
by chowchow696969 November 8, 2017
Get the mindcocked mug.an extremely absurd situation. similar to the feeling one gets when he either has a small penis or is near another dude with a small penis.
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1) When an idea or concept shakes your wife's previously held beliefs or assumptions about the nature of reality. Especially applies when that prevents you from getting laid when you otherwise would have.
2) When life absolutely shatters your sense of self so severely that it reduces you to a defeatist, beta coward who lets life take everything he loves away from him.
*verb*
3) When someone plants a seed in your girl's mind that consequently leads to her leaving you.
1) When an idea or concept shakes your wife's previously held beliefs or assumptions about the nature of reality. Especially applies when that prevents you from getting laid when you otherwise would have.
2) When life absolutely shatters your sense of self so severely that it reduces you to a defeatist, beta coward who lets life take everything he loves away from him.
*verb*
3) When someone plants a seed in your girl's mind that consequently leads to her leaving you.
1) "I watched Inception last night with my wife and she ended up laying awake all night reading reddit threads about it trying to make sense of the film. It totally cockblocked me as well. What a mindcuck."
2) "I just learned that my girlfriend is actually my sibling who was separated at birth. My whole reality is upside down. What a mindcuck..."
3) "Hey, Cindy. Is that what your husband drives? Wow, has he ever heard of a gym? Where does he work? Arby's?"
6 months later...
"I'm glad you left your husband, Cindy. He was dead weight. You're looking hella attractive by the way. Have you been working out?"
2) "I just learned that my girlfriend is actually my sibling who was separated at birth. My whole reality is upside down. What a mindcuck..."
3) "Hey, Cindy. Is that what your husband drives? Wow, has he ever heard of a gym? Where does he work? Arby's?"
6 months later...
"I'm glad you left your husband, Cindy. He was dead weight. You're looking hella attractive by the way. Have you been working out?"
by SquirtCobain January 28, 2023
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