milzometre 

A milzometre is a unit of length in the metric system equal to one billionth of a millimetre. It is the smallest unit of measurement recognised in today's society. The name of this term was inspired by an individual that suffers severe dwarfism who is often referred to as Milzo, hence milzometre.

Larry: Shit mate that fish's a tiny tacker!
Garry: Yeah cock, she'd'nt even make the milzometres, better chuck'er back in.

milzometre by Chris.P. Bacon April 23, 2019

Milometer Wife Beater 

A man with a very small penis who is very good at pleasing women.

Bill is a milometer wife beater for sure! Said Karen to Jane.

Milometer Wife Beater by Torlo September 30, 2019

millimetre maggot 

a really really really small dick

Harriet sucked Jak's millimetre maggot last night

millimetre maggot by Loz (nd Si) July 31, 2006

millimetre 

The measurement penises (or 'peni') should be measured with so us guys can feel like our dicks are bigger (bigger numbers!). Also more accurate than inches so there.

Which sounds bigger?:
"I have a 6 inch dick!"
"I have a 64 millimetre dick!"

millimetre by B-Drac October 28, 2003

Millimetre 

The amount you would need to move mercury to kill us all

Hey, did you see that video on how moving mercury a Millimetre would kill us all?

Millimetre by Krath57 May 29, 2024