Milo-meter

Its like millimeter, but sed like kilo-meter, with a small sounding O. It's just a well better way of sayin millimeter, an its sounds bigger, so it confuses people.

WOOO, that car was like a MILO-METER away from your toe. or Hey, worm man, your willy is like a MILO-METER long....loser!

by Luke Penketh January 13, 2004

one-milimeter peter

a dude with a very small pee-pee that tries to front that he has a BIG one...but doesn't (-__-)

Danny: Hi, wanna fawk?
Chick: No.
Danny: Wai =O
Chick: What's there to fuck? Your one-milimeter peter?
Danny: ...Yes =*(
Chick: You got a little one, darling.
Danny: *starts cuttin' himself*
Chick: Silly rabbit.

by Michellers February 23, 2009

Milometer Wife Beater

A man with a very small penis who is very good at pleasing women.

Bill is a milometer wife beater for sure! Said Karen to Jane.

by Torlo September 30, 2019

Milimetering

The act of being very slow at some kind of thing trying to achieve their objective

Noel: You can't beat my high score on that game! You're barely even milimetering up the leaderboard.
Dan: Soon enough i'll be number 1

by Omega Hood May 10, 2022

milimeter peter

a man whos penis is 3 milimeters...FROM THE GROUND! YUH!

Dad: Hey, careful not to trip on that milimeter peter.
Son: You got it dad!

by YUH! June 26, 2004