millimetre

The measurement penises (or 'peni') should be measured with so us guys can feel like our dicks are bigger (bigger numbers!). Also more accurate than inches so there.

Which sounds bigger?:
"I have a 6 inch dick!"
"I have a 64 millimetre dick!"

by B-Drac October 28, 2003

Millimetre

The amount you would need to move mercury to kill us all

Hey, did you see that video on how moving mercury a Millimetre would kill us all?

by Krath57 May 29, 2024

millimetre maggot

a really really really small dick

Harriet sucked Jak's millimetre maggot last night

by Loz (nd Si) July 31, 2006

9 millimeter solution

The use of a firearm, such as a 9mm pistol, to solve major people problems via homicide or suicide.

The retired cop choose the 9 millimeter solution, when his doctors told him he had incurable, painful cancer.

by I, Wreckerrr July 23, 2019

millimeter peter

An incredibly small cock.

Jane took one look at Jack's millimeter peter, and ran like hell.

by Tails September 16, 2003

3 millimeter defeater

ABSOLUTE ANAL DESTROYER

THE CORRECT DEFINITION OF SEX
I HAVE A 3 MILLIMETER DEFEATER

Are you lost baby gooorl. I can give you this 3 millimeter defeater

by Traitor on your mom May 17, 2021

1 millimeter defeater

a person who has the smallest dick ever, and thinks that their dick is the biggest when it's a millimeter.

Yo he got dat 1 millimeter defeater!! his dick is the smallest one in the team

by 4 fo 4 September 29, 2021