milv

Mother I'd Like to View. There is no "F"ing involved just viewing

I could just look at that MILV all day

by k-face January 28, 2004

Milv

Mom I'd Like to Validate
A mother, usually a single one, with low self esteem that men or fuckboys like to prey on as a shoulder to cry upon, and then use this to their advantage so they can bang them.

"Yo, did you hear Mrs.Smit got divorced and lost custody? She's a total MILV right now!"

by BiblicalWizard March 8, 2019

milves

plural of milf.

That pack of milves is just begging for our young cocks.

by Teddu August 6, 2003

Milva

A beautiful blonde with curly blonde hair and a fantastic personality. She is funny, sarcastic, crazy, but very caring and sweet. She loves collecting, hanging with friends,and having fun. Possibly German. If you don't know one, you wish you did.

Wow, that girl is amazing! She must be a Milva!

by All-knowing Child June 1, 2011

milves

(plural noun) the plural form of the acronym MILF, the singular form of which was popularized in the 1999 hit movie American Pie 1

**Max and Tim are wandering around IKEA**

Max: I'm telling you man, this is the best place to pick up chicks.
Tim: I dunno about that. This is pretty weird, Max.
Max: What do you mean?! This place is full of milves!
Tim: Yeah, but it's a total kidsty.

by Maxwell Dope January 22, 2014

Milves

Lesbian couples who are both sexy and beautiful. Like a Milf, but instead of being mothers to children, they are mothers to pussy cats.

Those Milves are so noisy. I can’t tell if it is Danielle, Caitlin, or one of the pussy cats screeching all night.

by True_X_Blue October 9, 2023

Milves

The term 'Milf' can be pluralized as "Milves" as well as "milfs"

Milf: Mom I'd Like to Fuck, or Mature I'd Like to Fuck

Brah, Look at that milves... they're thick.

by Big_Dick_Pedro April 15, 2023