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Mother I'd Like to View. There is no "F"ing involved just viewing
I could just look at that MILV all day
milv by k-face January 28, 2004
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Mom I'd Like to Validate
A mother, usually a single one, with low self esteem that men or fuckboys like to prey on as a shoulder to cry upon, and then use this to their advantage so they can bang them.
"Yo, did you hear Mrs.Smit got divorced and lost custody? She's a total MILV right now!"
Milv by BiblicalWizard March 8, 2019
Related Words
milves milv milver Milva milven MILVF Milvia Milvio milvanna Milveen
That pack of milves is just begging for our young cocks.
milves by Teddu August 6, 2003
Word of the Day on August 24, 2021
A beautiful blonde with curly blonde hair and a fantastic personality. She is funny, sarcastic, crazy, but very caring and sweet. She loves collecting, hanging with friends,and having fun. Possibly German. If you don't know one, you wish you did.
Wow, that girl is amazing! She must be a Milva!
Milva by All-knowing Child June 1, 2011
(plural noun) the plural form of the acronym MILF, the singular form of which was popularized in the 1999 hit movie American Pie 1
**Max and Tim are wandering around IKEA**

Max: I'm telling you man, this is the best place to pick up chicks.
Tim: I dunno about that. This is pretty weird, Max.
Max: What do you mean?! This place is full of milves!
Tim: Yeah, but it's a total kidsty.
milves by Maxwell Dope January 22, 2014
Lesbian couples who are both sexy and beautiful. Like a Milf, but instead of being mothers to children, they are mothers to pussy cats.
Those Milves are so noisy. I can’t tell if it is Danielle, Caitlin, or one of the pussy cats screeching all night.
Milves by True_X_Blue October 9, 2023
The term 'Milf' can be pluralized as "Milves" as well as "milfs"

Milf: Mom I'd Like to Fuck, or Mature I'd Like to Fuck
Brah, Look at that milves... they're thick.
Milves by Big_Dick_Pedro April 15, 2023
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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A)
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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