blue shell vagina

A vagina so desirable that other vaginas flock to it, similar to the blue shell in Mario Kart attacking the enemy in first place.
Did you see her pussy? It’s perfect, a true blue shell vagina.
by True_X_Blue August 10, 2023
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Sombism

Bitches who hate other depressed bitches. Taking somber to a level of abhorrence.
“I hate that bitch in Doc Martens. Leave your depression at home!” - Nancy

“Nancy, control your sombism. Just because she is wearing fugly boots doesn’t mean she’s a depressed bitch like you.” - Megan
by True_X_Blue July 20, 2024
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Milves

Lesbian couples who are both sexy and beautiful. Like a Milf, but instead of being mothers to children, they are mothers to pussy cats.
Those Milves are so noisy. I can’t tell if it is Danielle, Caitlin, or one of the pussy cats screeching all night.
by True_X_Blue October 10, 2023
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Flying Pussy

A vagina with labias that extend so far outside of the body that they flap and fly as far as the distance from earth to Uranus.
I missed my flight home from the bachelorette party because I was so drunk. Thankfully Caity had a Flying Pussy so we grabbed on and got a free ride home.
by True_X_Blue August 12, 2023
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America’s Tits

Tits so perfectly round, voluptuous, soft, voluminous, perky, and gorgeous that they become government property. Similar to a national park, these tits are proudly on display for all Americans to admire and worship.
Look at that blond topless chick on that boat - damn she’s got America’s Tits. They’re so perfect they belong on Mount Rushmore. She makes me proud to be American.
by True_X_Blue May 19, 2025
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America’s Tits

Tits so large, voluptuous, sparkly, perky, and gorgeous that the beholder was forced to sign their tits over to the government to become public property. A mandated but selfless act. All Americans share equal access to these love lumps, like a national park.
It’s such a shame Ryan doesn’t let Christie flash her tits to America now that they’re married. He thinks he owns them but we know they are America’s Tits - they belong to EVERYONE.
by True_X_Blue May 07, 2025
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Meat Curtain Remembrance Day

69% of women suffer from abnormally large labias, also known as meat curtains. While it can be considered rare and sexy among some cultures, it is often looked down upon as an imperfection. June 14 is a day to remember and honor the beloved love lips. End the stigma, let the flaps fly.
“Tanya, you have a meat curtain, right? Are you doing anything to celebrate Meat Curtain Remembrance Day on June 14?”
“Yes! I’m slicing a piece off and donating it to a local food pantry!”
by True_X_Blue June 16, 2024
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