milth

Mother i'd like to hit/have/hold/hump/hug

c.f. milf

Dude, your old dear is milth. How much for a ride?

milth by Hampshire warrior December 13, 2004

Millhouse Parents 

When a romantically-linked couple could easily pass for brother and sister.

An individual who chooses to date someone who shares their physical characters is worthy of ridicule as they are presumably guilty of narcissism (at best) or incest (at worst).

Can work as well for homosexual couples who bear a familial resemblance, prompting assumptions that they are brother and brother, or sister and sister.

Origin: From the Simpsons, Bart's long-suffering sidekick Millhouse Van Houten has similar blue hair, thick eye brows, and large glasses as both his mother and father. Additionally, it is possible given Millhouse's poor judgement that his parents do in fact share the same genealogy.

From "The Simpsons: Season 22, episode 3 entitled: MoneyBart (2010)
Bart has provoked his noted-feminist sister Lisa with dismissive terms such as "Honey Pie" and "Tootsie Pop". Prompting Nelson to interject with the following:

Nelson Muntz: Hey, get a room, you two.
Lisa Simpson: We're brother and sister.
Milhouse Van Houten: So are my parents ... I think.

Concerned friend #1: Do you think Matt's girlfriend kind of looks the same as him? I mean, they're the same height, same hair color, they even laugh at the same jokes...

Concerned friend #2: Oh yeah! Total Millhouse Parents.

Millhouse Parents by Piperdad June 23, 2012

Milshit

A whitish brown fungal substance similar to mildew. Milshit forms after water containing shit particles spills onto a surface and is not cleaned. Milshit takes 2-3 days to form and will usually result in a ruined carpet/wood floor. Most insurance companies do not cover milshit damage.

Person 1: Hey, did you happen to shit in the air conditioner this morning?
Person 2: Yes I did!
Person 1: Well it dripped down into the living room and onto the floor. You should clean it up before it milshits.

Milshit by the_afterman April 30, 2013

Milton Hershey High School

The only school in Pennsylvania where you can put weed in chocolate and nobody will notice. This school is for tryhards who are willing to sacrifice 98% of their sleep to learn about their school's founder's favorite color on June 27, 1903 (SPECIFICALLY) at 5:12 AM. This school is managed by the board of directors who happen to elect themselves, who have decided to use ICED TEA as a retardedly long acronym. Before attending this school, if you happen to like salt, don't. If you enjoy using household appliances, then you better not go to this school, unless you want to be cleaning like it's 1899. Overall this is a 5 star school, as rated by on-campus house parents.👍

Person 1: You're going to jail for child molestation
Person 2: Wait no!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: I can just be a house parent at Milton Hershey High School!
Person 3: I'll take my shirt off for a Hershey Kiss.
Person 4: So Persons 2 and 3, you reserved the back room of Founders Hall right?

Milton Hershey High School by Kathrine Hershey July 2, 2021

Milfhouse 

A loser’s mom who turns out to be a milf

Jimbo: Did you see Milhouse’s mom? She is an absolute milf!

Nelson: That’s no milf, it’s a Milfhouse

Milfhouse by BougieCat32 September 9, 2023

milton cleans 

A term/noun and/or Axe/POD patch for *that* clean tone developed and used by Fell Silent / TesseracT / MONUMENTS / Heart Of A Coward / Hacktivist.

Named after the British town Milton Keynes, where most of these bands are from.

"How do you get that snazzy Milton clean sound out of your Axe-Fx mate?"

or

"Fuck bands like Hacktivist who think they're MONUMENTS, fucking hacks stealing all the cool Milton cleans swag, leave it."

milton cleans by djentisamyth November 9, 2012

Malthias Religion

A religion/ cult based around the hating and murdering of feminist as they are mentally il and need help. They were formed in 2017 in the state of Illinois. This religion/ cult is on the rise and may be ready to attack at any moment. Malthias are not really bad people at heart.

"yo dude are you a Malthias?"

"yea man"
"well i was just verbally assaulted by a feminist"
"lets go talk with he- i mean it"
Malthism is not a joke and should be taken seriously - Malthias Religion
well malthias will also stop at nothing to stop a feminist at all cost and will even kill just to get rid of or fix the feminist but what must be done must be done as easy as that. me myself? no i ma not a "Malthias" Cult follower but they have a website and everything so yeah.

Malthias Religion by Clash Royale is gay December 3, 2018