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the fluid dripped from the corner of your mouth when sleeping
i slept so hard i milched on my pillow.
milch by pinochio the mud shark December 5, 2010
To take back something that is stolen from you
My car got stolen, but I milched it back.
milch by Taylor Kono February 21, 2008
A milch is a mom you'd like to bang but she is too much of a bitch
Luke's mom is a milch.
Milch by SWEETJANENOTPLAIN September 9, 2021
The act of walking by someone and pinching them so hard they lactate. People who partake in milch streaking fail if caught by whoever they do it to.
"Dude, life has been so much since I started milching"

"I've been on a milching streak for a few weeks in school now, it's really fun"
milch by ts-pmo February 21, 2024

milch talk 

Speaking in iambic pentameter with a steady stream of obscenity, ala HBO's "Deadwood."
Voice from the box-"Welcome to Macdonald's, can I take your order?"

Driver-"Would a motherfucker be so fuckin' blind
as undiscerning to discern
the motherfuckin' value of fuckin value meal partook?"

Voice- "That'll be $6.49, please drive around to the second window, and thank you for choosing Motherfuckin' Macdonald's, Milch talker."
milch talk by Pantaloon January 18, 2008

Milch mann 

A german milk man. It also depends on which milk you're talking about
Oh look, its the milch mann!
Milch mann by EndGaming10 June 28, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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