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Mother I'd Like to CornHole; a hot older woman or cougar whose ass is delectable
She was probably about 40 years old but had a great looking ass; she was a total MILCH.
MILCH by PMax January 30, 2009
Words you can keep
the fluid dripped from the corner of your mouth when sleeping
i slept so hard i milched on my pillow.
milch by pinochio the mud shark December 5, 2010
To take back something that is stolen from you
My car got stolen, but I milched it back.
milch by Taylor Kono February 21, 2008
A milch is a mom you'd like to bang but she is too much of a bitch
Luke's mom is a milch.
Milch by SWEETJANENOTPLAIN September 9, 2021
The act of walking by someone and pinching them so hard they lactate. People who partake in milch streaking fail if caught by whoever they do it to.
"Dude, life has been so much since I started milching"

"I've been on a milching streak for a few weeks in school now, it's really fun"
milch by ts-pmo February 21, 2024

milch talk 

Speaking in iambic pentameter with a steady stream of obscenity, ala HBO's "Deadwood."
Voice from the box-"Welcome to Macdonald's, can I take your order?"

Driver-"Would a motherfucker be so fuckin' blind
as undiscerning to discern
the motherfuckin' value of fuckin value meal partook?"

Voice- "That'll be $6.49, please drive around to the second window, and thank you for choosing Motherfuckin' Macdonald's, Milch talker."
milch talk by Pantaloon January 18, 2008

Milch mann 

A german milk man. It also depends on which milk you're talking about
Oh look, its the milch mann!
Milch mann by EndGaming10 June 28, 2021
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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