double one's milt 

to cum inside a pussy twice, without withdrawing between orgams

My girl rides a cock so good she candouble one's milt.

double one's milt by Michael Palmer & Marie Short February 14, 2009

Milt Stegall 

One of the greatest recievers in CFL history. He is characterized by his amazing long-gain catches and deceptive speed. He is a natural joker and is by far the best reciever on the Winnipeg Blue Bombers.
I don't know why he didn't stick in the NFL, he could have been huge there.
With 3 seconds left and Winnipeg down by 4 in the 4th quarter, Milt Stegall caught a 100-yard bomb thrown by quarterback Kevin Glenn and won the game for Winnipeg. This is one of the greatest plays in pro football history.

Winnipeg fan: Hey, did you see the game last night?
Edmonton Eskimos fan: No.
Winnipeg fan: Hah! Milt Stegall OWNED YOUR SORRY ESKIMO ASS!!!! BIATCH!!! 100 YARD TD CATCH!! EAT IT MACIOCA!

Milt Stegall by guitarhero2 November 16, 2006

Miltswanca

Mother I'd Like To Sleep With And Never Call Again.
-Coined by Barny AKA Lorenzo Von Matterhorn from 'How i met your Mother'

Derrick : "Holy crap Tabits mother is a MILTSWANCA"
Dorrine: "no way, you'd definately call back."

Miltswanca by JohnmegaDong November 16, 2009

MILTSWANCA

Mother I'd Like To Sleep With And Never Call Again

As made famous by the Television show, How I Met Your Mother

Person 1: Mother's, hide your daughters! Daughter's hide you Miltswanca's!

MILTSWANCA by AutumnAnonymous November 16, 2009

MILTSWANCAS 

Mothers
I'd
Like
To
Sleep
With
And
Never
Call
Again

Barney:Mothers lock up your daughters. Daughters lock up your MILTSWANCAS
Robin: MILTSWANCAS
Ted: Mothers i'd like to sleep with and never call again?
Barney: Correct

~How i met your mother

MILTSWANCAS by witchgrl44 November 13, 2011

miltswanka's 

Mother I'd Like To Sleep With And Never Call Again

After Breakup:

1st guy:
"That's right, (your name), is back on the market. Mother's lock up your daughter's. Daughter's lock up your MILTSWANKA"S."

2nd guy:
"Miltswanka's?"

3rd guy:
"Oh wait i can get this. Mother I'd Like To Sleep With And Never Call Again"

1st guy:
"Correct. Circle gets a square"

miltswanka's by holy_smoke_93 November 17, 2009

MILTSWANCA

Mother I'd Like To Sleep With And Never Call Again
Not a MILF but along the same lines. Basically a one night stand with someone you never want to come into contact with ever again. Works well when depressed or drunk.

"Daughters, lock up your MILTSWANCA's"

MILTSWANCA by HaTeRgAsM April 3, 2010