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MILTSOM

A milf but hotter- AKA MILTSOM- Mom Id Let Step On Me
Guy1- hey did you see peppa pigs mom?
Guy2- yeah! She’s a total MILTSOM
by XxKOLAxX June 3, 2021
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Tom Milsom

A rather attractive twenty-something English guy who is musically inclined and technologically knowledgeable. He plays a large number of instruments, including the ocarina, the ukulele, the guitar, and the drums. Tom is amazing, he has blue hair, and looks marvelous without a shirt on. He plays/played in the bands Sons of Admirals , Baby Rodeo , and Cage Against the Machine . His YouTube channel is hexachordal , which is a subtle way of saying he knows a great deal about music. His videos are superb, and he has a huge fan base. Not all of them are fangirls , but Tom does have lots of them. When you really think about it, can you blame them? He's sexy and has a voice like silk, he's poetic and charming, he has blue hair, and he has a British accent.
1) Of all the Sons of Admirals, Tom Milsom is my favourite.

2) I love Tom Milsom's song "They" the most out of his catalog, but I also love "Song for the Painfully Indie," "Porphyrophobia," "I Do," and of course, "Indigo."

3) If you don't listen to Tom Milsom, or at least watch him on YouTube, you're really missing out.

Fangirl- OMG OMG OMG TOM MILSOM IS SO HOT AND SEXY AND BRITISH AND CUTE AND SWEET AND AHHHH I MUST HAVE HIM

Fan who is not a fangirl but is a girl- I love Tom Milsom's work, and I rather like his personality, and his voice is quite... oh god you're right, Fangirl. He's sexy.
by SomeSwagOrSomething May 18, 2011
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milfsome

Having any kind of sex with 2 or more milfs at the same time. Like a threesome, but with milfs instead of normal people.
dBagg: Yo T-Ravis, what'd you do last night?
T-Ravis: I was fucking your mom and Peter's mom at the same time. We had a milfsome.
by dBagg January 13, 2009
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milsom

Has the potential to be the best AFL football know, gets the girls easy, usually ones with blonde hair and really smooth legs
Jeez he's lucky to be a Milsom
by Greatest footballer ever October 3, 2017
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Milfsome

These two older chicks wanna have a milfsome with me
by DreamKamz October 24, 2019
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Finley Milsom

Finley Milsom is a cutie pie and I love him so Much. He occasionally has a little poo poo on the bus or in Scott mussets mouth. He loves it. Finley likes to play rainbow six siege although he is bad at it. His mum is nice and loves to eat cabbage just like Seth the bird hunter. WE LOVE FINLEY
by Killergod123 March 23, 2023
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will milsomshort

If someone is named Will Milsomshort it means that their head is shaped like an abnormally large sponge, sometimes even a potato. He is a short, funny, cutie patootie, who is EXTREMELY racist towards every race that isn't white (the best skin colour). His hair is fire emoji though and he can build very prestige architectural house and/or structure in Minecraft. Will Milsomshort has mastered the gyatty art of grooming a sexual harrasment towards the same sex. He is also soulmates with gayleb the femboy.
Coloured person: Hey Will Milsomshort!

Will Milsomshort: ok
by ivysaurr May 3, 2024
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