milong

meaning a large dick, or penis

shakwanna loves her boyfriends milong

by Manoboutz April 22, 2011

Milonianism

A religion that can find it's origins in Kimball High School in Northern California. It is the belief that the universe was created by the flying turtles of Nazareth, and that everything is Philip.

An excerpt from the gospel of the milo, a holy book of milonianism:

I am a turtle.
Anyone that tries to say otherwise can go listen to ducks.
I believe that the flying turtles of Nazareth are the creators of the universe.
Philip is everything, and everything is Philip.
Bob is the son of Philip.
Cheesecake is our holy food.
The llama is sacred.
Shrek is love.
Shrek is life.
Get outa my swamp!

by The apostle December 9, 2013

miloni

an independent strong female; one who knows their priorities in life; paragon

Yea! She should be more like Miloni!

by uri4neva December 15, 2010

the milonster

A really skinny, weak, and scrawny, kid. He will always act mentally ill and rage quit in minecraft. He takes the slightest things offensive, he is obsessed with Forza.

The milonster is terrible at Call of Duty.

by NosajM January 26, 2017

Milon

A great guy with an amazing smile and huge heart. A procrastinator but gets it done. He's got trust issues but if you stay by him, he'll open up. In relationships he doesn't always do or say the right thing but he does try. A milon is an amazing person and you want him in your life (even if he makes it hard sometimes)

Friend: Girl this dude pisses me off sometimes but idk what I would do without him
Friend she's talking to: Girl you must have a milon

by SomeoneAnon May 27, 2017

molongski

Someone who has a mustache and wear a hat; Someone who makes a difference

He’s such molongski.

She’s a molongski in her own ways.

by Molongski November 23, 2021

Dodge milodge

An expression used to describe something that is inappropriate, rude or offensive. Can be used as an adjective, or can simply be declared on its own as a response to something.

"That film was dodge milodge."
or

"Did you see that? Dodge milodge!"

by Small_fish October 5, 2012