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Someone who’s so awesome and totally amazing at pissing people the fuck off when they didn’t do shit
Ugh, why are you being such a miloni?”
Miloni by RandoMando668 November 22, 2023
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Someone who thinks she’s awesome but is only amazing at getting pissed off at people who didn’t do shit
“What did I even do? Stop being such a miloni”
Miloni by RandoMando668 November 22, 2023
Me: Damn she’s a real Miloni!
Miloni by Smartguy124 July 10, 2024
Milania is a beautiful and outgoing girl, she always speaks her mind and isn’t afraid to tell you the truth. She is a daredevil and takes many risks. She’s often a girl with brown or black hair and hazel eyes. She’s boy crazy and falls for all guys regardless of their age, however she is gorgeous so guys often fall for her too. She loves electronics and will rarely ever be caught doing something outside without her phone.
Guy 1: “Hey I know that girl, her names milania she has a huge crush on me even though I’m 10 years older than her.”
Guy 2: “ I don’t know, I think she’s hot.”
Milania by Hhhgggtttyyyyp April 7, 2019

Denise Milani 

One of the hottest women on earth, if not the hottest.

Unfortunately she doesn't do any nude, but there 100's of sexy pictures in bikini, lingerie or tight clothing to be found on the internet.

If her boobs are 100% natural like she claims them to be, God must have been in a good mood when she was conceived. Combined with a perfect ass and a cute face, she is better than superwoman.

Denise was born in the Czech Republic and moved to the US, not unlike Veronica Zemanova. And although Zemanova does show boob, nipple and labia, she does have inflated tits. So Denise is the hotter one.
I wish Denise Milani would show some boob! Or at least a nipple...
Denise Milani by Milanifan January 19, 2011
Something that is twice as large as what you would expect it to be. Disproportionatly large. Normally used in relation to fruit, especially melons.
Wow, that watermelon is twice as big as what I would expect it to be! It truly is melonic!

That fifty foot tall statue of a cantaloup is of melonic proportions!
melonic by Andrev Jakstone October 3, 2005