millism 

The belief that 'myl' should be pronounced 'mill' instead of 'mile' or any other pronunciation

SadCat 1: I believe that myl should be pronounced 'mill'
SadCat 2: You support millism

millism by Jamie™ October 21, 2021

9 millimeter solution 

The use of a firearm, such as a 9mm pistol, to solve major people problems via homicide or suicide.

The retired cop choose the 9 millimeter solution, when his doctors told him he had incurable, painful cancer.

9 millimeter solution by I, Wreckerrr July 23, 2019

Milfism 

The religion of worshiping milfs as your god

I have converted to milfism

Milfism by Milfism January 28, 2021

Millishit 

Millishit, in the metric system denoting a factor of one thousandth of a shit. If you give a shit, it means you care about something. If you don't give a shit, it means you don't care. So a millishit means you REALLY don't care.

Did you hear that Madonna won a Golden Globe?

The amount I care could be measured in millishits.

Millishit by dangerwilrobinson January 31, 2012

millimeter peter

An incredibly small cock.

Jane took one look at Jack's millimeter peter, and ran like hell.

millimeter peter by Tails September 16, 2003

millimillenary 

A good fucking song by cocteau twins.

“WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO LONER??”
“millimillenary fucking fat ass.”

millimillenary by 4hhh June 30, 2021

3 millimeter defeater 

ABSOLUTE ANAL DESTROYER

THE CORRECT DEFINITION OF SEX
I HAVE A 3 MILLIMETER DEFEATER

Are you lost baby gooorl. I can give you this 3 millimeter defeater

3 millimeter defeater by Traitor on your mom May 17, 2021