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In Texas Hold Em Poker, being dealt two Queens.
I'm holding a nice pair of MILFs.
MILFs by Ryan Westover September 8, 2007

Milfs and Martinis 

Going to your local cru bar on a Saturday nights, picking up some hot as fuck mums (milfs) and then complimenting them with some nice martinis.
"Bro I'm fucked and down at the cru bar getting some milfs and martinis"

Milfs n dilf

A group of dumb asses that like to have fun and go to party’s. You can often find them drinking mcgillicuddys, twisted teas, or budwiser. Often times they are setting them selfs on fire, fighting trees, cutting down trees, getting attacked by bees, or doing reckless things it the woods.
Guy 1: yo what are you doing Friday night.

Guy 2: oh I’m going to a fire and hanging out with the milfs n dilfs and getting lit.
Milfs n dilf by Dutton September 28, 2018

@milfs._.6669._sussybaka 

A very cool person who deserve the world<3

And he is so nice and they are so amazing<3
@milfs._.6669._sussybaka is so fkn cool

Spice MILFs 

Reference to how the Spice "Girls" aren't girls anymore and some are MILFs!
Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham is definitely one of the Spice MILFs!
Spice MILFs by Eddy December 31, 2007

Hot MILFS in your area 

That one pop up I get on pornhub wham I'm watching gay furry anal prolapses for 17 hours straght
There are Hot MILFS in your area waiting for YOU to FUCK THEM!
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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