milfather

Mother I'd Like to Father

Son: Mom, I want to be just like you: a parent.

Mom: Awesome, son!
Son: Can I be your daddy?

Mom: ...
Mom: Never call me that again, son. Oh, and you're grounded.
Son: Fine. Have it your way. I'll just call you milfather then.
Mom: ...milf-what now??

Padme: Luke, I am your milfather.

The Milfather, starring Al Pacino.
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

by 21 Pearls Before Swine May 16, 2021

mozfather

Best nickname for Morrissey a man who is simply brilliant, the king of cool. He's better than sex (just).

It would truly be an honour to be bummed by the Mozfather.

by Captain Crash September 1, 2008

mofather

a derogatory term used much like jerk or krej
can be used in the presence of children
a combination of mother and father put together creating mofather
it sounds like mofo but comes from the children's show "Tak and the Power of Juju" so it is a kid friendly insult.

"Omg, you're such a mofather."
"A what?"
"A mofather."
"Mofo?"
"Dude! There are kids here why would you say that!?"

by Ajan Wok December 28, 2009

milfatorium

A social scene filled with MILFs

The Coral Tree Cafe in Brentwood, Los Angeles is a milfatorium.

by forkalsrud June 2, 2007

Milfates

MILFs who do Pilates. Considerably hotter than regular MILFs.

Joe: I love my Gym - it is filled with Milfates!
Don: Whoa man. that is amazing

by thisismynewname October 7, 2011

Milfterialise

When a hot mom appears behind u

daddy? Where did you meet mummy?

idk son, she just kinda Milfterialised

by Reee and raaa October 10, 2021

milfeteria

An eating establishment predominantly patronized by women of child-bearing age.

I went for a light lunch at the salad bar and it was full of women on diets. I was the only man in there. What a milfeteria!

by Dr. Robstew March 31, 2013