milbert 

Your best friends girlfriend nickname you call her. She’s a great person, but you just like to make fun of her with the boys cause she has cooties

Friend: Hey what have you and Milbert- I mean Millie been up to

milbert by MaS0n 1s GaY October 17, 2021

Mibbert 

A male pensioner who likes to fondle young ladies in public and gets away with it due to their surprise and sympathy.

Did you see that Mibbert just squeeze the receptionists arse?

Mibbert by Belgraviadan April 17, 2015

Milburt 

Funny Tweets, funny videos, and a direct descendant of the Putnam family(G.P. Putnam's Sons). Milburt is a revival of the Satanic Rockefeller bloodline. First appearing in 2011, Milburt has been on a steady rise ever since.

Player 1: Hey, have you ever heard of Milburt?
Player 2: Yes! I read his Tweets and watch his videos every day! They are so funny!
Player 1: Watch them more closely next time...

Milburt by A. Weishaupt September 30, 2012

Melbert

An ancient beast of Norse legend. Half man, Half beast. It is large, in charge, and quite hairy. Most people, when first exposed to this beast, need photographic proof due to its alarming appearance. Characteristics include long hair, epic beard forged by Thor himself, metal tee shirts or rugby tee shirts, and a quizzical expression dawned before he feeds.

My sister was walking home alone last night and saw a large hairy beast leap from one building to another. She claims it was a Melbert."

Melbert by Chris of Tian July 28, 2010

milberger 

(v) purposeful or accidental excretion of any bodily fluid from any human orifice.

<ex>I laughed so hard I milbergered my pants. shit

<ex>I am going to milberger all over her face cum

milberger by rapistwit September 1, 2009

millerton lake

a place were logic
comes to die

we have campfires in
115 degree heat and in very dry grass at
millerton lake

millerton lake by park and rec August 21, 2008

Melbert

Hot chick. Someone with a great body.

That babe at the bus stop was a total Melbert.

Melbert by bigdonnie April 12, 2008