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A male pensioner who likes to fondle young ladies in public and gets away with it due to their surprise and sympathy.
Did you see that Mibbert just squeeze the receptionists arse?
Mibbert by Belgraviadan April 17, 2015
Funny Tweets, funny videos, and a direct descendant of the Putnam family(G.P. Putnam's Sons). Milburt is a revival of the Satanic Rockefeller bloodline. First appearing in 2011, Milburt has been on a steady rise ever since.
Player 1: Hey, have you ever heard of Milburt?
Player 2: Yes! I read his Tweets and watch his videos every day! They are so funny!
Player 1: Watch them more closely next time...
Milburt by A. Weishaupt September 30, 2012
An ancient beast of Norse legend. Half man, Half beast. It is large, in charge, and quite hairy. Most people, when first exposed to this beast, need photographic proof due to its alarming appearance. Characteristics include long hair, epic beard forged by Thor himself, metal tee shirts or rugby tee shirts, and a quizzical expression dawned before he feeds.
My sister was walking home alone last night and saw a large hairy beast leap from one building to another. She claims it was a Melbert."
Melbert by Chris of Tian July 28, 2010

milberger 

(v) purposeful or accidental excretion of any bodily fluid from any human orifice.
<ex>I laughed so hard I milbergered my pants. shit

<ex>I am going to milberger all over her face cum
milberger by rapistwit September 1, 2009

millerton lake

a place were logic
comes to die
we have campfires in
115 degree heat and in very dry grass at
millerton lake
millerton lake by park and rec August 21, 2008
Hot chick. Someone with a great body.
That babe at the bus stop was a total Melbert.
Melbert by bigdonnie April 12, 2008