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Funny Tweets, funny videos, and a direct descendant of the Putnam family(G.P. Putnam's Sons). Milburt is a revival of the Satanic Rockefeller bloodline. First appearing in 2011, Milburt has been on a steady rise ever since.
Player 1: Hey, have you ever heard of Milburt?
Player 2: Yes! I read his Tweets and watch his videos every day! They are so funny!
Player 1: Watch them more closely next time...
Milburt by A. Weishaupt September 30, 2012
Words you can keep
Milburt, the planets most offensive rapper. He enjoys using offensive words like cunt and fuck. A gay rapper, he likes to wear pink v-necks, spandex, and short shorts just to piss other rappers off. People find it hard to understand where he is even coming from but only a long time fan really knows what he's about.
Dude 1: "Have you heard that new Milburt song? It's insane!"

Dude 2: "No, and I don't plan on it... My mom would kill me if she knew I heard another Milburt song."

milburnate 

The process of ejaculating yourself through minimal contact with ANY part of your body against one or more females. After this has happened you proceed to clean it off and then spend the rest of the night in your semen-stained boxers.
allow it man, she was grinding on me and i milburnated
milburnate by premature March 17, 2010

milburn pennybags 

smart, adaptive, glocal thinker business person
wiping out all there is about Pöpsi in 7 different countries in South America - literally- with an overnight operation and
-penertation wise- having the whole continent conquered the next day needs some serious Milburn Pennybags skills. Kudos to Kako Calo for that!
milburn pennybags by kelamist October 24, 2018

milburns 

A horrendous mixed consistency bowel moment with painful burning caused by spicy or unhealthy food, much like the taco shits, but with or without the presence of Mexican food.
Mike got the milburns from that Cajun food last night and was crying in the bathroom all day.

My milburns where so bad I had to sit in the bathtub afterwords.
milburns by thorn_in_side May 26, 2011
Your best friends girlfriend nickname you call her. She’s a great person, but you just like to make fun of her with the boys cause she has cooties
Friend: Hey what have you and Milbert- I mean Millie been up to
milbert by MaS0n 1s GaY October 17, 2021
Sheffield based rock band, friends of Arctic Monkeys.
Milburn have hit rocked the charts with their hit song, 'send in the boys' They have released their debut album 'Well well well' and are currently doing well as newcomers.

They support sheffield wednsday and started out their band in one of their granny's attic. classy.

"They'll take you on a holiday
Maybe to the seaside, maybe they'll just give you away
They'll drop you off and say goodbye" - Milburn's 'Send in the boys'
milburn by Kawaiikino October 10, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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