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A Girl Who Doesn’t Give Af . But Has A Big Heart . She Lives To Fight . Please Don’t Get On Her Bad Side Cause She Will Fuck You Up .
Mihkhel Doesn’t Give Af So Don’t Tell Her!
mihkhel by Mihkhel June 12, 2019
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Mikhel is an escaped immigrant with extremely sexy toes. He is unpredictable and most likely has a friend with blonde streaks( a boy) he is very fond of his best friend, and loves him very much. He often makes cattle like sounds in his sleep. He is an extremely funny person, and can make almost anyone laugh. He has a pet goat named Jimmy. Mikhel often likes to eat ice cream while watching Brokeback Mountain..yet he is the straightest boy you will ever meet. He likes the vagina... don't mess with a Mikhel. they bite.
:OH MY GOD! did you see his toes.... so f**kin sexy!

:Ikr! He's such a Mikhel!
Mikhel by dontfuck!! September 1, 2010
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Mikkhel is a strong brave man he loves tits and never does anal he is straight and tall he can be a asscrack but fucks bitches for a hobby so that stables it
Dawm son Juice WRLD is REALLY “Mikkhel”
mikkhel by Jorge Brown April 11, 2020
Mihkel on naine kes toppib endale pulki perse ja teeb kolmekat oma issi ja kasu vennaga. Talle meeldib jobi teha ja sitta süüa. Mihkiliks kutsutakse tavaliselt inimesi kelle nimi algab M-iga Mihklid ei suuda ka otseseid vastuseid anda vaid keerutavad ühe vastuse ümber kuni saavad mis tahavad. Mihkilid ei oska ka solvata teisi.
Mida värki miks ta selline on
Sest ta on Mihkel
Mihkel by Mitte mihkel September 25, 2020

Mikhelia 

Mikhelia is the hot, awesome girl who loves Texas and chicken- really she’s the perfect human. She has a pretty chill BFF who you will normally find her with buying Red Bull and skipping class cuz they don’t need it.
Wow, you’re acting really cool today. Almost a Mikhelia level.
Mikhelia by Seattlesucks March 21, 2019
Damn, when one of those walks in the room get ready to be amazed. She’s charmingly studious and she’s got her shit together, but on the weekends—watch out…😅 one to be remembered, though spelling forgotten. Loved by all, feared by some, enemy to none.
Dude one: “Look at that woman who just walked in….”

Dude two: “Wow, I’m so amazed.”

Dude three: “She must be a Mikhela.”

Dude four: “How do you spell that?”
Mikhela by redgirl__online August 14, 2021
This rotting corpse down in Estonia is an absolute waste of human skin. You'll never find a more sleezy, manipulative, dishonest, unfaithful, non-charismatic, and a little bitch who's a man whore. Never be with with this guy. He's the most untrustworthy asshole on the face of this Earth.
Asshole? Must be Mihkel.
Mihkel by IeatWorms June 15, 2020
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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