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megasmegma
The pinnacle of cock cheese, with an odor so potent and lethal, that it could be used in chemical warfare
Johnny didn't wash his cock for two months, so when he went to work, his megasmegma permeated throughout the air and whoever breathed it in developed seizures as their skin melted off. They died soon after.
megasmegma by Pecker Erector January 2, 2014
Mikasm
The overwhelming sexual arousal and frustration whilst watching videos about Michael Jackson, looking at photos of Michael Jackson or listening to his voice.
Mikasms are more common amongst fans who regularly watch videos of Michael in the Bad era and the HIStory era, most notably because of his tightly fitting gold pants. However, Mikasms can occur at any time, as long as Michael becomes irrisistable.
Mikasms are more common amongst fans who regularly watch videos of Michael in the Bad era and the HIStory era, most notably because of his tightly fitting gold pants. However, Mikasms can occur at any time, as long as Michael becomes irrisistable.
While watching Michael perform "In The Closet" during the HIStory concert in Munich, a fan becomes flustered and announces "I just had a Mikasm, I'm just going to go and take a bath full of ice."
Mikasm by BruneiLover October 19, 2011
meandering miasma
I saw waY2Krowed wallowing in his meandering miasma in front of a 7-11 yesterday while I was going to FYE to pick up the Black Crowes' latest DVD.
meandering miasma by the better Ted January 23, 2010
mbgasm
(pronounced M-B-gasm) a name for a group chat with all of your friends when you can not think of a creative name so you make an acronym. The acronym is too complicated to remember so you shorten it to mbgasm. contains most letters in the alphabet so it is a universal acronym.
mbgasm by sarahbadilla November 27, 2017
mugasm
The feeling of virtual orgasm that comes from listening to a particularly inspiring piece of music, usually classical music written by romantic composers or musical ear candy from today's epic films.
Mugasm-
Person 1: Have you heard Tchaikovsky's 4th Symphony?
Person 2: Yeah, I got a total mugasm from it.
Person 1: Word.
Person 1: Have you heard Tchaikovsky's 4th Symphony?
Person 2: Yeah, I got a total mugasm from it.
Person 1: Word.
mugasm by Matmi Donfor May 26, 2007
The Miasmics
The Miasmics by Urg Man July 5, 2004
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