midwank 

when somebody catches you in the act of jacking off

*Friend comes in without knocking*

"Dude get the fuck out, I'm in midwank"

midwank by Rakkety February 16, 2009

midwakh 

a small arabic pipe that looks like a hash pipe. You smoke arabian "dokha" with it and you get a nice, good buzz.
High schoolers all over the UAE smoke it all the time. Especially at ACS Abu Dhabi.

Dookh - to smoke from a midwakh
Dokha - Iranian tobacco

Give me your midwakh, I haven't gotten a buzz all day.

Your midwakh is shit. It's clogged.

Hey. I bought you a midwakh for your birthday!

midwakh by SefDef October 26, 2005

Mitwank

Titwank given by a man with mits (man tits)

Ray gave Dave a mitwank the other night. Dave enjoyed it.

Mitwank by LRG1 January 7, 2011

Miswank 

a failed attempt at masturbation due to an empty state of ones wankbank

i am so annoyed as i had a miswank

Miswank by Westy66 June 2, 2014

Midwalk 

The act of leaving in the middle of masturbating, to answer the text asking if you want to have sex. Played as a game asking someone if they would “midwalk” a certain person. If you say no, that means you’d rather finish masturbating.

“Yo! Would you midwalk Kim?”

Midwalk by Dylan Harrington November 3, 2017

mindwank 

An exercise in mental masturbation, also known as a mindfwap.

"So you think that Batman could beat Superman in a fight? Okay, I'm up for a quick mindwank."

mindwank by Sqrrl101 September 20, 2005

mindwank 

Basically a mindfuck but when you do it to yourself

I thought to myself: "what if the multiverse was real, and there was a universe where the multiverse doesn't exist." I was mindwanked.

mindwank by headbanger-69 May 3, 2015