LRG1's definitions

Mitwank

Titwank given by a man with mits (man tits)

Ray gave Dave a mitwank the other night. Dave enjoyed it.

by LRG1 January 7, 2011

Chinook a cat

The opposite to 'you couldn't swing a cat in here'... used to describe a very large room where rather than swing one cat you could swing two cats like the rotor blades on a Chinook helicoptor.

Rae: 'Wow, you've got a very large bathroom!'
Martin: 'Yes, you could Chinook a cat in here!'

by LRG1 November 13, 2013