Mitwank

Titwank given by a man with mits (man tits)

Ray gave Dave a mitwank the other night. Dave enjoyed it.

Mitwank by LRG1 January 7, 2011

Miswank 

a failed attempt at masturbation due to an empty state of ones wankbank

i am so annoyed as i had a miswank

Miswank by Westy66 June 2, 2014

Milwanker 

Someone who religiously believes Milwaukee is the best tools, no matter what &/or has a cult level of loyalty to Milwaukee, TTI & therefor the Chinese Communist Party.

Them: Makita sucks, real tradesman use Milwaukee.
You: You’re just another Milwanker.

Milwanker by Leaderofthetoolresistance March 4, 2023

midwank 

when somebody catches you in the act of jacking off

*Friend comes in without knocking*

"Dude get the fuck out, I'm in midwank"

midwank by Rakkety February 16, 2009