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a failed attempt at masturbation due to an empty state of ones wankbank
i am so annoyed as i had a miswank
by Westy66 June 02, 2014
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Jerking off to something you thought was sexy but turns out to be something gross.
i had mis-wanked earlier to the sounds of my poor neighbor who had fallen and was yelling for help, and NOT to the sounds of some sexy new neighbor lady getting bent over her couch in the apartment above mine. my hearing has really diminished over the years.
by T-monks February 22, 2016
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