middledog

It's a normal person who is just normally good he lives a normal life

He's a middledog.

middledog by IMNOY November 22, 2025

middlepot 

Soft and kind girl. Purity in human form.

"she is middlepot, a true angel, ethereal..."

middlepot by butterfly on your shoulder February 9, 2020

middleoid 

Pronounced middle-oid. A term used to describe anyone looking like they are from the Middle East. Whether they are Saudi, Syrian, Iranian, Iraqi, Kuwaiti, Lebanese, or any other dark skinned race in the surrounding areas.

Friend: "Did you see that man on the news yesterday?"
Me: "The dark skinned middleoid that was on the run?"
Friend: " Uh, yeah that one! They caught him last night."
Me: "Cool."

middleoid by Baltaczar May 9, 2013

Middleton's Disease 

The psychological condition suffered by many fans of the comic strip 'The Middletons' when Beatrice Middleton is not seen in the strip. Symptoms of this include, but are not limited to: intense sadness, thoughts of 'Where is she?', and most importantly 'Why is she not here?'. This causes much depression. The only known cure is intense exercise or massages using Martian Mud, which is Beatrice Middleton's favorite massage cream.

Beatrice: What's wrong honey? You look sad. I know what it is, its Middleton's Disease, right?

Bryant: Yes, you haven't been in the strip for days. Where were you? I was beginning to think you'd never show.

Morris: Buddy, she can't be in every strip. She's got to have a break once in a while. She's your Gunny Granny, for crying out loud.

Midge: (laughing) You know, he's right. Just because she isn't in the strip doesn't mean she isn't here. (picks up a jar of Martian Mud) Do you want me to use this? You love it when Beatrice does it.

Bryant: A massage? You'd actually give me a Martian Mud massage? Okay, just make sure you go all over my body. That's the best one.

Beatrice: That's one way to cure it. Hey sweetie, there's a soccer game going on later. And I'm coaching it. Want to come?

Bryant: Sure, maybe we could bring Grandpa Hec and Grandma Flo. But would I still be sad if I came?

Beatrice: No, you wouldn't be sad. Middleton's Disease is tough, I know. But you'll get over it quickly. (she starts massaging Bryant with the Martian Mud) There you go, sweetie. Now, isn't that better? I love you, honey. And I always will. A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do.

Middleton's Disease by Dusty's Baby Powder June 18, 2011

middledicker 

/ˈmɪdldɪkər / noun

The middledicker, a new form of flipping the bird, involving one buddy's hand and the other buddy's boner.
Taking a fist and holding it up like you would be flipping someone off, your buddy would then line up his erect penis behind the fist where the middle finger would be, thus creating the illusion of flipping the bird.

Can also be accomplished alone.

"Hey Dan, Steven just cheated at beer pong. Let's give him the middledicker."

middledicker by Dicker November 11, 2013

Middleton Spank

A spank given only and exclusively by Tyler Middleton. These spanks are priceless, sensational, as well as very precious to one’s arse. Getting one of these can cost a pretty penny, but is well worth the money.

Friend: “Why are you walking with a limp?”

You: “Just received a Middleton Spank.”

Middleton Spank by kurtcolayne October 22, 2019

middleboro 

also known as "diddleboro" the second largest town in Massachusetts located south of Boston.

Middleboro is home to the amateur football team the cobra's. an 8th grader that gets drunk and smokes weed every day. A teenager with 3 thumbs. The town pedophile. A naked man running around wielding a knife. A black kid wandering uptown bumming cigarettes. A punk that was once beat up by a girl; and a cheetah print loving, bmx riding, sex addict.

Fires are held once a week out in the sticks of south middleboro. During the summer the town hangout is the skate park located 100 yards from the police station. If you're hungry you can visit one of 3 pizza joints located in 100 feet of each other. If you need a new board you're shit out of luck because the towns skate shop got robbed and closed.

This town is filled with drugs and whores. If you're looking to score some pot and get laid; middleboro is the place to be.

There is a clash between hicks, hood rats and the skate park kids. There is quite a large number of heroin and perk addicts in this town. Cops are assholes and only 0.9 of the students in this town are african american. The average age for a girl to loose her virginity in this town is 12 years old.

If you live in middleboro your favorite past times are making fake facebooks, raising hell in McDonald's, smoking weed, drinking beer, having sex, talking shit, starting trouble, hanging out at cumbies and starting facebook drama.

"Dude, I caught the clap"
"she must of been from middleboro"

middleboro by trollinnnn' January 10, 2012