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A suckle given only by Layne Cargill herself. This suckle, or suckage, is very prime and more exquisite than any other’s.
Friend: “Why are you walking with a limp?”
You: “Just received a Cargill Suck and it’s hard to focus on my footsteps.”
You: “Just received a Cargill Suck and it’s hard to focus on my footsteps.”
by kurtcolayne October 22, 2019
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by kurtcolayne October 22, 2019
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