2 definitions by kurtcolayne
A spank given only and exclusively by Tyler Middleton. These spanks are priceless, sensational, as well as very precious to one’s arse. Getting one of these can cost a pretty penny, but is well worth the money.
by kurtcolayne October 23, 2019
A suckle given only by Layne Cargill herself. This suckle, or suckage, is very prime and more exquisite than any other’s.
Friend: “Why are you walking with a limp?”
You: “Just received a Cargill Suck and it’s hard to focus on my footsteps.”
You: “Just received a Cargill Suck and it’s hard to focus on my footsteps.”
by kurtcolayne October 23, 2019