middleoid 

Pronounced middle-oid. A term used to describe anyone looking like they are from the Middle East. Whether they are Saudi, Syrian, Iranian, Iraqi, Kuwaiti, Lebanese, or any other dark skinned race in the surrounding areas.

Friend: "Did you see that man on the news yesterday?"
Me: "The dark skinned middleoid that was on the run?"
Friend: " Uh, yeah that one! They caught him last night."
Me: "Cool."

middleoid by Baltaczar May 9, 2013

middledicker 

/ˈmɪdldɪkər / noun

The middledicker, a new form of flipping the bird, involving one buddy's hand and the other buddy's boner.
Taking a fist and holding it up like you would be flipping someone off, your buddy would then line up his erect penis behind the fist where the middle finger would be, thus creating the illusion of flipping the bird.

Can also be accomplished alone.

"Hey Dan, Steven just cheated at beer pong. Let's give him the middledicker."

middledicker by Dicker November 11, 2013

Middleville 

A small ass hick town in Michigan where people drive there tractors places

You're a hick if you are from Middleville

Middleville by Clutch024 October 9, 2008

middlefield 

middle of butt fuckin amish egypt.

city boy "hey, where do you come from?" amish guy, "middlefield bitches!"

middlefield by PFsteve October 21, 2007

middled it 

Hitting an object in the center with an anvil from a hight.

Mate, you have completely middled it

middled it by lukarr November 5, 2017

middlepisser 

That guy who uses the urinal in the middle in a public toilet forcing the next person to use a urinal directly adjacent to the one he is already using thus contravening the understood rules of urinal etiquette that require one to go to the furthest urinal to allow for an empty urinal buffer zone between oneself & the next patron. (similar to heterosexual buffer seat at movie theaters)

Every time I've gone into the bathroom tonight some middlepisser is taking up the urinals, so I just went into a stall.

middlepisser by otto z. obskure June 19, 2010

middlemind 

Having a middlemind when making a decision is being calm, and being able to see the outcome cause your thoughts started in the middle

Being middlemind I was halveway through the thought process when I started thinking

middlemind by Nikkidew July 30, 2018

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010