also known as "diddleboro" the second largest town in Massachusetts located south of
Boston.
Middleboro is home to the amateur football team the cobra'
s. an 8th grader that gets drunk and smokes weed every day. A
teenager with 3 thumbs. The town
pedophile. A naked man running around wielding a knife. A black kid wandering uptown bumming cigarettes. A punk that was once beat up by a girl; and a cheetah print loving, bmx riding, sex addict.
Fires are held once a week out in the sticks of south middleboro. During the summer the town hangout is the skate park located 100 yards from the
police station. If you're hungry you can visit one of 3 pizza joints located in 100 feet of each other. If you need a new board you're shit out of
luck because the towns skate shop got robbed and closed.
This town is filled with
drugs and whores. If you're looking to score some
pot and get laid; middleboro is the place to be.
There is a clash between hicks, hood rats and the skate park kids. There is quite a large number of
heroin and perk addicts in this town. Cops are assholes and only 0.9 of the students in this town are african american. The average age for a girl to loose her virginity in this town is 12 years old.
If you live in middleboro your favorite past times are making fake facebooks, raising hell in McDonald's, smoking weed, drinking
beer, having sex, talking shit, starting trouble, hanging out at cumbies and starting facebook drama.
