middax 

Middax or middies it’s a word that mean the same as missus in New Zealand 🇳🇿

Bro 1:Yo my hommie is that your middax

Bro 2: fuckin Chur ghee she mine

middax by Your middax November 25, 2017

Middex 

The term is used as a greeting during lunch time. It is an assembly from the words "midday" and "mittags" (german for "midday"). Additionally, in Germany it is typical to just say "Mahlzeit." (english: "meal") during lunch time as a general greeting and single use response. The term "Middex" expands on this and will be repeated after the greeting at least 3 times per person. This makes it the ultimate multilingual midday greeting word.

This also generates a more wholesome and connected group experience and shows that the intention of the meet up is soon to begin. It strengthens and empowers the group spirit and gives a chance even to more quiet persons to express themselves within the group.S

A: "Middex."
B: "Middex."
C: "Middex."
B: "Middex."
A: "Middex."
C: "Middex."
A: "Middex."
C: "Middex."
B: "Middex."

Middex by ZEKW February 21, 2022

midday soiree 

Pretentious, translation-challenged oxymoron that mistakes the meaning of the French word "soirée" to be "party" instead of "evening." Refers to a meetup of haughty people probably in a yatch eating cucumber sandwiches and wearing breeches.

We look forward to a midday soiree of great company, intriguing conversation, tasty cocktails, and assorted entertainment at The Manor.

midday soiree by rorrzo August 3, 2017

midday wood 

The time where your wood that interrupts you in the middle of the day when your are off guard.

During the lunch break, Tom had to hide the midday wood

midday wood by Freddy Morris April 13, 2014

midday choker 

Fellatio position using the office copier for leverage or balance.

"Bob got fired for trying to get a midday choker from his secretary."

midday choker by irowboat August 27, 2009

Middex Brenntag Wiederzwiebel

Middex Brenntag Wiederzwiebel (né Dreckiger-Dan), also known for inventing the light bulb, is a non-national holiday in Germany set on the third 'Brenntag' (meaning: thursday) of October every 4 years. (Not to be confused with the leapyear)
The origin goes back to the year 1690 when Mr. Midday 'Mittags' Mahlzeit shot his first goal in a non-virtual football game after trying for over 2,5 Minutes. Nobody in the audience believed that he could actually pull this off. His opponent often tried to go for the ball (2 times) but did not have good leg-day coordination. So he fell every time before hitting the ball.
When Mr. Mittags shot the goal, the airhornes could be heard from nearly half a dozen football fields away and shifted the not-so-national sport into a fiesta. Mr. Mahlzeit found his true passion in the sport and the audience was out of this world (aliens and stuff).
He shared his jubilation through the sheer high frequence repetition of the phrase 'Ich haben es' (translates to: 'I got it'). This eventually reached the mayor and she was impressed by his skill to communicate and found it really repetetive aswell but also extremely influential. Thus the Middex Brenntag Wiederzwiebel holiday was born. This is still celebrated to this day but had a non-significant break due to new rulers in the town from 1694 until 2018. So starting 2022, the 56th anniversary of this revolutionary holiday will take place in all its glory all over some small towns and cities withing Germany.

'What a lovely Middex Brenntag Wiederzwiebel it is today! No work and lots of freedom to play rogget liech!'

Middex Brenntag Wiederzwiebel by ZEKW October 16, 2022

Maddax

better than everyone n every way

maddax is better than me

Maddax by SentinelDuck July 25, 2016