Middex 

The term is used as a greeting during lunch time. It is an assembly from the words "midday" and "mittags" (german for "midday"). Additionally, in Germany it is typical to just say "Mahlzeit." (english: "meal") during lunch time as a general greeting and single use response. The term "Middex" expands on this and will be repeated after the greeting at least 3 times per person. This makes it the ultimate multilingual midday greeting word.

This also generates a more wholesome and connected group experience and shows that the intention of the meet up is soon to begin. It strengthens and empowers the group spirit and gives a chance even to more quiet persons to express themselves within the group.S

A: "Middex."
B: "Middex."
C: "Middex."
B: "Middex."
A: "Middex."
C: "Middex."
A: "Middex."
C: "Middex."
B: "Middex."

Middex by ZEKW February 21, 2022

Middex Brenntag Wiederzwiebel

Middex Brenntag Wiederzwiebel (né Dreckiger-Dan), also known for inventing the light bulb, is a non-national holiday in Germany set on the third 'Brenntag' (meaning: thursday) of October every 4 years. (Not to be confused with the leapyear)
The origin goes back to the year 1690 when Mr. Midday 'Mittags' Mahlzeit shot his first goal in a non-virtual football game after trying for over 2,5 Minutes. Nobody in the audience believed that he could actually pull this off. His opponent often tried to go for the ball (2 times) but did not have good leg-day coordination. So he fell every time before hitting the ball.
When Mr. Mittags shot the goal, the airhornes could be heard from nearly half a dozen football fields away and shifted the not-so-national sport into a fiesta. Mr. Mahlzeit found his true passion in the sport and the audience was out of this world (aliens and stuff).
He shared his jubilation through the sheer high frequence repetition of the phrase 'Ich haben es' (translates to: 'I got it'). This eventually reached the mayor and she was impressed by his skill to communicate and found it really repetetive aswell but also extremely influential. Thus the Middex Brenntag Wiederzwiebel holiday was born. This is still celebrated to this day but had a non-significant break due to new rulers in the town from 1694 until 2018. So starting 2022, the 56th anniversary of this revolutionary holiday will take place in all its glory all over some small towns and cities withing Germany.

'What a lovely Middex Brenntag Wiederzwiebel it is today! No work and lots of freedom to play rogget liech!'

Middex Brenntag Wiederzwiebel by ZEKW October 16, 2022

ridden midden 

A word to describe a female who has received an extremely high number of Penis inside their vagina, rectum and in and around their mouth.

'Have you seen Louise? She got pumped by Mark AND Elliott last night, Ridden midden!'

Person 1 - 'Hey, Claire Forbes is quite tidy?'
Person 2 - 'Nah bro, she's fat and seen more dickends than weekends, she's a total ridden midden, stay well clear'

ridden midden by Anon2468 April 14, 2014

Maddex 

Maddex is a sweet guy who deeply understands feelings and emotions. Often arrogant but in a good way, he likes to let you know how he feels. Doesn’t trust others easily because of how his life has treated him. Maddex is a real one if you let him be- but if you take him for granted it’ll be your loss. He is usually the most intelligent in the room, always planning the next move and doing what he feels is right. Maddex only gets confused when others aren’t being honest and when they leave out important things, but ends up figuring everything out. If you treat this one right it won’t matter what relationship you have with him, he will stick by you forever.

person 1 : “I think I really care about him”
person 2 : “Well duh that’s Maddex for you”

Maddex by snowynight127 April 18, 2020

middax 

Middax or middies it’s a word that mean the same as missus in New Zealand 🇳🇿

Bro 1:Yo my hommie is that your middax

Bro 2: fuckin Chur ghee she mine

middax by Your middax November 25, 2017

midden 

Offically in Olde English it means dung heap or cess pit. Popular insult in the North of Ireland and Scotland and often used to describe any slovenly mess including persons.

Look at yer mans front yard, it looks like a f***in' midden.

midden by duff January 12, 2004

midden 

scottish word for a cess pit, rubbish pile or compost heap

Go and chuck that shit on the midden

midden by fgf November 17, 2003