SmashTheState's definitions

bong shaman

this person is what happens when you mix recreational drugs and pseudoscience. either likes to talk about "the dmt dimension" despite never having done dmt or will not shut up about their favorite drug related anecdote. likes to appropriate spiritual concepts from indigenous and/or eastern cultures.

you're not an "enlightened guru", you're just a bong shaman.

by SmashTheState January 10, 2025

echad

an eboy who looks particularly masculine and/or gets laid a lot

he's such an echad

by SmashTheState May 5, 2024

get with alice

to get with alice is to fall down the rabbit hole (often chemically assisted)

that acid helped me get with alice

by SmashTheState November 13, 2023

bbc

big bodied cock

i need some bbc

by SmashTheState August 21, 2023

plastic cowboy

a plastic cowboy is a suburban person who larps as a cowboy in really lame ways. thinks driving on a gravel road once a month and listening to their local country music station on occasion makes them a cowboy. probably wears a hat and boots to their indoor job.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.

post 9/11 "country" music is just acoustic pop for plastic cowboys.

by SmashTheState August 20, 2023

bud light cowboy

A bud light cowboy is a person who thinks drinking beer and driving a truck makes them country. Typically lives in a a big house off daddy's money. Loves post 9/11 "country" " music".

does that bud light cowboy really think he's country? How cute.

by SmashTheState August 16, 2023

Fart

Fart stands for feminism appropriating radical transphobes, a more accurate way to describe terfs.

Farts need to learn to shut the fuck up or die

by SmashTheState August 11, 2023