SmashTheState's definitions

bud light cowboy

A bud light cowboy is a person who thinks drinking beer and driving a truck makes them country. Typically lives in a a big house off daddy's money. Loves post 9/11 "country" " music".

does that bud light cowboy really think he's country? How cute.

by SmashTheState August 16, 2023

Tradition

Peer pressure from dead people

Man, I’m feeling a lot of tradition to start a family or some shit

by SmashTheState June 30, 2023

bong shaman

this person is what happens when you mix recreational drugs and pseudoscience. either likes to talk about "the dmt dimension" despite never having done dmt or will not shut up about their favorite drug related anecdote. likes to appropriate spiritual concepts from indigenous and/or eastern cultures.

you're not an "enlightened guru", you're just a bong shaman.

by SmashTheState January 10, 2025

Going feral

Dropping out of domesticated society and living off the land, with or without other people.

As soon as I learn to start fire without matches, I’m going feral.

by SmashTheState May 22, 2023

Transplant

An animal that identifies as a plant

All transplants are plants.

by SmashTheState June 30, 2023

stimfuck

When you get high on stims and fuck

My neighbor likes to stimfuck and she’s a screamer

by SmashTheState April 11, 2023

Lgbtq agenda

The lgbtq agenda is:
-not being killed for existing
-not being oppressed for existing

There is no lgbtq agenda

by SmashTheState June 30, 2023