microdozing

(v.) Vivid dreaming in a power nap that enhances mood and potential creativity.

I love microdozing after lunch.

microdozing by OneLinerJokeLab January 27, 2023

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Microdingophobia

Irrational fear of letting the microwave timer reach zero. Sufferers will ALWAYS open the microwave at least one second before time runs out, thereby circumventing the ding or buzz that ensues when the timer reaches zero. The most extreme case subjects have never, in fact, heard what happens when their microwave timer reaches zero.

Frank's microwave might just play Stairway to Heaven backward when the timer reaches zero. It's a shame his microdingophobia's too bad to ever let it get to zero.

Microdingophobia by Dr. Poop, MD August 6, 2009

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Microdosing

The ingestion of fractional doses of LSD, usually about 1/8 of a regular tripping dose, in order to increase thinking organization, and a sense of wellness.

I've been microdosing now for a month.

Microdosing by ShrinkDave March 20, 2017

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macrodosing

Now I know you've heard of microdosing but have you heard the new craze that is taking over the nation? Kids are drinkings gallons of LSD and forgetting they exist, effectively ending all problems for the rest of your life

Although macrodosing all weekend, John still felt the pain that is reality

macrodosing by brettcotermemes February 15, 2018