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Microdingophobia
Irrational fear of letting the microwave timer reach zero. Sufferers will ALWAYS open the microwave at least one second before time runs out, thereby circumventing the ding or buzz that ensues when the timer reaches zero. The most extreme case subjects have never, in fact, heard what happens when their microwave timer reaches zero.
Frank's microwave might just play Stairway to Heaven backward when the timer reaches zero. It's a shame his microdingophobia's too bad to ever let it get to zero.
Microdingophobia by Dr. Poop, MD August 6, 2009
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Microdosing
The ingestion of fractional doses of LSD, usually about 1/8 of a regular tripping dose, in order to increase thinking organization, and a sense of wellness.
Microdosing by ShrinkDave March 20, 2017
macrodosing
Now I know you've heard of microdosing but have you heard the new craze that is taking over the nation? Kids are drinkings gallons of LSD and forgetting they exist, effectively ending all problems for the rest of your life
macrodosing by brettcotermemes February 15, 2018
Microdong
Microdong by Hornyvonhormmiester October 8, 2014
Microdosing
Drinking small amount of alcohol throughout the day to keep your ‘buzz’ on.
Alcoholism via acute Intoxication.
Alcoholism via acute Intoxication.
Microdosing by On Piste Elocutio June 13, 2018
microdingo
The term for someone who thinks they have a Mandingo but everyone actually knows they have a micro dingo
microdingo by Reece mcdermondaddy April 24, 2021
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