microdozing

(v.) Vivid dreaming in a power nap that enhances mood and potential creativity.

I love microdozing after lunch.

by OneLinerJokeLab January 27, 2023

Microdingophobia

Irrational fear of letting the microwave timer reach zero. Sufferers will ALWAYS open the microwave at least one second before time runs out, thereby circumventing the ding or buzz that ensues when the timer reaches zero. The most extreme case subjects have never, in fact, heard what happens when their microwave timer reaches zero.

Frank's microwave might just play Stairway to Heaven backward when the timer reaches zero. It's a shame his microdingophobia's too bad to ever let it get to zero.

by Dr. Poop, MD August 6, 2009

Microdosing

The ingestion of fractional doses of LSD, usually about 1/8 of a regular tripping dose, in order to increase thinking organization, and a sense of wellness.

I've been microdosing now for a month.

by ShrinkDave March 20, 2017

macrodosing

Now I know you've heard of microdosing but have you heard the new craze that is taking over the nation? Kids are drinkings gallons of LSD and forgetting they exist, effectively ending all problems for the rest of your life

Although macrodosing all weekend, John still felt the pain that is reality

by brettcotermemes February 15, 2018

Microdong

An extremely small penis, possibly the smallest size of penis there is

William was sucking dick for crack money when he noticed Jordans MicroDong.

by Hornyvonhormmiester October 8, 2014

Microdosing

Drinking small amount of alcohol throughout the day to keep your ‘buzz’ on.

Alcoholism via acute Intoxication.

Man that JD be buzzing, fool been microdosing all day.

by On Piste Elocutio June 13, 2018

microdingo

The term for someone who thinks they have a Mandingo but everyone actually knows they have a micro dingo

John is going around saying he has a Mandingo

Everyone knows that he actually has a microdingo

by Reece mcdermondaddy April 24, 2021