Microdong

An extremely small penis, possibly the smallest size of penis there is
William was sucking dick for crack money when he noticed Jordans MicroDong.
by Hornyvonhormmiester October 06, 2014
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Blue guy

A man that uses viagra (viagra is blue)
I'm not a blue guy I can get it up for the ladies
by Hornyvonhormmiester August 21, 2017
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