microdingo

The term for someone who thinks they have a Mandingo but everyone actually knows they have a micro dingo

John is going around saying he has a Mandingo

Everyone knows that he actually has a microdingo

by Reece mcdermondaddy April 24, 2021

Microdigression

An attempt to change the subject by appealing to hackneyed charges of racism, sexism, homophobia, etc.

"No, I'm not sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, or Islamophobic; you're committing a microdigression and you're still under arrest for shoplifting."

by Father Hollywood December 29, 2016

Microdingophobia

Irrational fear of letting the microwave timer reach zero. Sufferers will ALWAYS open the microwave at least one second before time runs out, thereby circumventing the ding or buzz that ensues when the timer reaches zero. The most extreme case subjects have never, in fact, heard what happens when their microwave timer reaches zero.

Frank's microwave might just play Stairway to Heaven backward when the timer reaches zero. It's a shame his microdingophobia's too bad to ever let it get to zero.

by Dr. Poop, MD August 6, 2009

Microdong

An extremely small penis, possibly the smallest size of penis there is

William was sucking dick for crack money when he noticed Jordans MicroDong.

by Hornyvonhormmiester October 8, 2014

microngoloid

A neckbeard with a tiny penis. Often associated with incels of low intelligence, it is commonly used as an insult.

Person 1: Lmao that dude got rejected after calling a girl by the wrong name yesterday.
Person 2: HAHA what a fucking microngoloid!

by Supreme Shmeat August 2, 2020

Micropinga

Came from a fishes name (micropinna microstoma). Micropinga is basically a dick so small, it can only be seen through a microscope.

Father: Why the fuck do you disgrace me with your micropingas!? This ain't apart of my blood line muthafucka! Hey, Honey!!! Have you been fucking other men!!??

by Shuck N' Jive November 7, 2009

microwindowing

The act of resizing e-mail and chat windows to the smallest size readable, limiting visibility to bosses and co-workers, in an attempt to conceal being lazy, slack, or unproductive.

Sean was caught reading his personal emails, so now resorts to microwindowing.

by 01iv3r February 26, 2011