microdingo
The term for someone who thinks they have a Mandingo but everyone actually knows they have a micro dingo
microdingo by Reece mcdermondaddy April 24, 2021
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Microdigression
An attempt to change the subject by appealing to hackneyed charges of racism, sexism, homophobia, etc.
"No, I'm not sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic, or Islamophobic; you're committing a microdigression and you're still under arrest for shoplifting."
Microdigression by Father Hollywood December 29, 2016
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Microdingophobia
Irrational fear of letting the microwave timer reach zero. Sufferers will ALWAYS open the microwave at least one second before time runs out, thereby circumventing the ding or buzz that ensues when the timer reaches zero. The most extreme case subjects have never, in fact, heard what happens when their microwave timer reaches zero.
Frank's microwave might just play Stairway to Heaven backward when the timer reaches zero. It's a shame his microdingophobia's too bad to ever let it get to zero.
Microdingophobia by Dr. Poop, MD August 6, 2009
Microdong
Microdong by Hornyvonhormmiester October 8, 2014
microngoloid
A neckbeard with a tiny penis. Often associated with incels of low intelligence, it is commonly used as an insult.
Person 1: Lmao that dude got rejected after calling a girl by the wrong name yesterday.
Person 2: HAHA what a fucking microngoloid!
Person 2: HAHA what a fucking microngoloid!
microngoloid by Supreme Shmeat August 2, 2020
Micropinga
Came from a fishes name (micropinna microstoma). Micropinga is basically a dick so small, it can only be seen through a microscope.
Father: Why the fuck do you disgrace me with your micropingas!? This ain't apart of my blood line muthafucka! Hey, Honey!!! Have you been fucking other men!!??
Micropinga by Shuck N' Jive November 7, 2009
microwindowing
The act of resizing e-mail and chat windows to the smallest size readable, limiting visibility to bosses and co-workers, in an attempt to conceal being lazy, slack, or unproductive.
microwindowing by 01iv3r February 26, 2011
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